The Overlooked Cobweb Is a Well-Crafted, Future Halloween Cult Classic

Only a week before its release was the first time I became aware of the existence of Samuel Bodin’s Cobweb, and that’s perfectly indicative of why the film came and went from theaters with extremely limited fanfare. A horror film dropped with little marketing into the dog days of summer to break up blockbuster season isn’t such an uncommon occurrence, but Cobweb proved to be uniquely unlucky in where Lionsgate ultimately chose to unleash it. The date was July 21, 2023. Or as it is now known in industry lore: Barbenheimer Ground Zero.
Suffice to say, Cobweb had no chance, being washed away in a pink tidal wave of pop feminism and atomic hellfire, quickly consigned to the VOD dustbin. Even at the best of times, a directorial debut of an original horror concept without any established IP or M3GAN-esque meme potential can be a hard sell in terms of enticing audiences. In this particular moment, Cobweb’s relative quality didn’t matter a bit. All the air had been sucked out of the room.
And that’s a shame, because Cobweb (now streaming on Hulu) is a nifty, brisk little horror yarn that spotlights a very promising directorial presence, a combination of artistry and cinematography that is able to elevate an extremely familiar story and breathe new life into hoary old tropes. It features fine performances, arrestingly stylized visuals and an always nice to see 88-minute runtime. And did I mention that it’s also Halloween as all get-out? Not since the likes of the beloved Trick ‘r Treat have I seen a film with such a preponderance of pumpkins and Jack-o’-Lanterns, anchoring Cobweb firmly in the heart of the autumn season. This movie may be overlooked now, but don’t be surprised if five or 10 years from now it’s being perennially mentioned as a Halloween classic.
Bodin’s feature debut–he also directed French horror series Marianne–is from a screenplay by Chris Thomas Devlin, an entry on the 2018 Black List, though it’s really not the film’s screenplay that makes it stand apart. If anything, the premise of Cobweb seems distressingly familiar: A shy 8-year-old boy named Peter (Woody Norman) lives a lonely life in a creaky, impossibly large home with his oddly stern and formal parents Carol (Lizzy Caplan) and Mark (Antony Starr). Harassed by the kind of misanthropic bullies at school that are drawn to horror films like fruit flies to vinegar, his existence goes from “anxiety riddled” to positively panicked when he begins to hear nightly scratching and knocks from the walls of his bedroom. His parents, naturally, deny the existence of the sounds and insist that he is willfully–naughtily–inventing them himself. So of course, he can’t tell them what is going on when a child’s voice starts whispering to him through the wall, accusing dear old Mom and Dad of terrible crimes. Is Peter insane? Or is he about to be?
At this point, you’ve likely concluded: “Ah, so it’s another ‘monster in the walls’ movie,” something we’ve seen explored not long ago via the likes of Barbarian. And to be certain, there’s an element of The People Under the Stairs here, but there are also twists of Let the Right One In to be found in Peter’s isolation and potential psychotic awakening, not to mention more than a little Malignant and Don’t Breathe in the shockingly gonzo transformation of Cobweb’s unhinged third act. Suffice to say, where the first 60 minutes of Cobweb get by on genuinely eerie atmosphere, the final 30 minutes are another beast entirely.