No Ensemble Can Survive The Parenting’s Lame Horror Comedy

There’s most definitely an art to the bringing together of a solid ensemble for a prospective comedy–make that horror comedy–like Max’s The Parenting, which debuts on the streamer March 13. Beyond checking all of the demographic boxes in an appeal to the streaming common denominator, an ensemble comedy should feel cohesive–like a group of performers who were brought together by an architect with an overarching vision who can see how all the disparate pieces will ultimately fit together and enhance each other. The Parenting, you might be shocked to find, never really feels this way. Rather, this is like the horror comedy equivalent of some producer thumbing through their rolodex, punching in phone numbers and seeing who might be interested in performing a few profanities on camera in exchange for a modest paycheck. And of all the folks this producer approached with a “Meet the Parents meets Evil Dead” pitch, what we’re seeing is the handful who happened to say “Sure, I’ve got a few weeks open on my calendar.”
That’s what Craig Johnson’s The Parenting feels like, a movie of convenience–one that will lean on the recognizable names and faces for all they’re worth, to distract from a weak screenplay, irritating performances and tepid horror bona fides. It’s a single location film that isn’t particularly interested in decreasing the size of its prospective audience by attempting to be legitimately frightening, so it has decided to go all-in on sophomoric humor instead. The few jokes and performances that do land are noisily elbowed and shoved out of the way by the hordes that don’t.
The Parenting is a story built around the merging of a big, mixed family dynamic, with one stuffier and more up-tight clan being introduced to a couple of easygoing Midwestern rubes at a spacious AirBnB mansion that turns out to be the site of a 1980s demonic conjuration and family slaying. The uniting force are family sons Rohan (Nik Dodani) and Josh (Brandon Flynn), a gay couple from different worlds–Rohan is anxious and fretful to the point of nebbish irritation, while Josh reads as a vacuous himbo who fancies himself a singer-songwriter, though every indication we see on screen is that he is massively untalented in this regard, in addition to perpetually having his foot in his mouth. Rohan has picked this weekend of family bonding as a time to finally propose to Josh, against the advice of best friend Sara (Vivian Bang), who for reasons poorly articulated also shows up to get in on what eventually becomes a Poltergeist-style haunted house yarn, except without the characters that deserve any emotional investment.
The titular parents, meanwhile, are where the film is really making its viewer appeal: On one side, we have Succession’s Brian Cox as the taciturn Frank, flanked by rigidly judgemental wife Sharon (Edie Falco), playing Rohan’s family. On the other, we have the gratingly dull and direct Cliff (Dean Norris) and kooky Liddy (Lisa Kudrow) as Josh’s mother and father, with Kudrow in particular leaning hard into (sometimes effective) Midwestern “tater tot hotdish” energy, as evidenced by her culinary signature creation: “Crazy noodles.” Oh, and Parker Posey, the queen of the indies herself, also stops by as the addled property manager (in a long, wild, gray braid), who may or may not be drawing a demonic summoning circle around the home in full view of everyone. Subtle, The Parenting is not.