25 Years Ago, Horny Space Movie Supernova Became the First Big Flop of the 21st Century

Released 25 years ago this week, Supernova was the first big flop of the 21st century. Made on a budget somewhere between $60-$90 million, this critically reviled, cinematic space jam was dumped in theaters by MGM, only taking in $14.8 million.
Is it yet another undervalued, long-lost gem that deserves a second look? Um, not really.
The movie follows the crew of the Nightingale 229, which appears to be the most sex-positive, emergency rescue vessel in the cosmos. Medical tech Yerzy (Lou Diamond Phillips) and paramedic Danika (Robin Tunney) are smashing all over the ship, getting some practice in before they launch their mission to procreate. New pilot/ex-addict Nick (a studly James Spader) initially butts heads with medical officer Dr. Evers (Angela Bassett), but it isn’t long before they’re hooking up in zero gravity as well. The ship even has a seductively-voiced computer named Sweetie, who’s also sweet on Benjamin (Wilson Cruz), the computer technician. Marley (a very brief Robert Forster), the captain of the rockin’ ship, is too busy watching Tom & Jerry cartoons (for an anthropology dissertation on violent cartoons) in the cockpit to get in on the fun.
All this casual, carnal action gets interrupted when a distress call comes in. They jump through dimensions to pick up Troy (a studlier Peter Facinelli), a treasure hunter who also happens to be the son of Evers’s toxic ex. He hops aboard the ship carrying cargo that includes an interdimensional MacGuffin that replenishes all the natural elements of life. It could also destroy the whole damn galaxy if they bring it back home.
I almost forgot how horny-as-hell Supernova is. Troy works his devious charm on Danika, who takes him to that zero-gravity chamber for some weightless boot-knocking. Meanwhile, Yerzy can’t stay away from that contraption, damn near reaching orgasmic bliss every time he slides his hands all up in that thang.
Supernova is a warp-speed mess that doesn’t know whether it’s trying to scare you or turn you on. So, why the hell am I even bringing it up? Although the film itself may be a dud, the too-many-cooks story of how this disaster came to be, which includes appearances from two icons of American filmmaking, still fascinates me to this day.
Supernova’s script had been around since the early ‘90s, back when it was called Dead Star and screenwriter William Malone pitched it as “Dead Calm in space.” The script was heavily written and Australian filmmaker Geoffrey Wright (Romper Stomper) was attached to direct, but he dropped out – citing “creative differences,” of course – two months before shooting.