Alex Winter’s Freaked Is the Most Handsomely Demented ‘90s FX Showcase You’ve Never Seen

A thought occurs, in the midst of a long-overdue 4K UHD screening of actor-director Alex Winter’s gaudy 1993 horror comedy Freaked: We probably throw around the word “cult” far too often in describing films that never get a proper chance to be seen, only to find a small and devoted fanbase in the years that follow. Not just any film that has had its critical appraisal change over time, or become relatively more popular now than it was at release, should be described as a “cult movie.” Historically, the term “cult” tended to imply a certain degree of bad taste to the experience, a film with some necessary quotient of guilty pleasure, oddity or provocation as part of its DNA. Cult movies aren’t ones you evangelize to the rank-and-file multiplex patrons walking the street, for fear of being looked at like a deviant or crazy person–they’re the ones you share as secret handshakes with the other inveterate film geeks who are as weird and jaded as you are. And Freaked feels like the perfect case study for this kind of definition: A truly bizarre, darkly satirical but ebullient transmission from another plane of existence; a gross-out splatter comedy and Hollywood parody brimming with cheesy humor, incredible practical FX, and absolutely no mass-market appeal whatsoever. It is the essence of “cult,” and lemme tell you–those cultists are bound to be an intriguingly strange bunch of souls. The film’s title aptly describes both its content and its ideal audience.
That audience will now finally have a chance to see Winter’s Freaked, which was released on a mere two screens during its “opening weekend” in the U.S. in October of 1993, despite a reported budget of $12 million. Seemingly leery of the film’s graphic content and surrealistic humor, changing management at 20th Century Fox decided late in the game against a wide theatrical release in the United States, sending Freaked off into limited international markets and eventually a spot in VHS/premium cable purgatory, where intrepid mid-‘90s TV consumers might have seen it screening with other derided, FX-heavy quasi-genre fare like Dan Aykroyd’s infamous 1991 bomb Nothing But Trouble. Gradually, the out-of-print Freaked faded from all but the most persistent genre geek’s memory, but it’s now poised to triumphantly display its slimy weirdness once again, thanks to a 4K digital restoration (out now) and upcoming November Collector’s Edition Blu-ray from Drafthouse Films. And having now seen this version, I can confirm that Freaked feels goopier and grosser than ever before; a genuinely unique bygone of its era that feels that much more singular now than it did 32 years ago.
Freaked stars Winter–who recently returned to the director’s chair for another dark comedy in this year’s murderous Adulthood–as the lead of a squelchy ensemble that tend to put Tod Browning’s infamous 1932 band to shame. He’s playing conceited, deeply unlikable former child star Ricky Coogin–a name that feels unmistakably like a melange of Ricky Schroder and Jackie Coogan–the star of promising-sounding films such as “Ghost Dude,” as he accepts $5 million in order to become the pitchman for a faceless, evil chemical corporation that is trying to put a happy face on the hideous mutations caused by fertilizer “Zygrot 24.” The only problem: After traveling to the South American town of Santa Flan in order to do publicity with the substance, Ricky is instead abducted by mad scientist and freak show impresario Elijah C. Skuggs (Randy Quaid) and transformed–well, half of him is–into a hideous, pus-spewing freak via a Zygrot 24 chemical cocktail. Like all the other freaks transformed by Skruggs, he’s then forced to perform for the locals in a Barnum-style talent show of effluvia and cartoon ultraviolence. Will he be able to escape, overcome his crippling deformity and even bigger entitlement, and lead the other freaks to freedom?
Attempting to describe the juvenile comedy and hyperkinetic visual stylings of Freaked is inherently difficult: It combines elements such as the active camera and smash-bang cinematography of Sam Raimi with the sophomoric jokes (and costuming) of Ernest Scared Stupid and the committedly gross scatalogical content of early Peter Jackson films like Bad Taste and Dead Alive. Never content to sit still, it ping-pongs back and forth between puerile battle-of-the-sexes humor (especially via one conjoined couple), slapstick, surprisingly clever filmmaking gags and bizarre dialogue. It contains characters such as a wordless man referred to as “the human flame,” for the fact that from start to finish he is cutting one ceaseless, interrupted, perpetual flaming fart. Tim Burton on his wackiest and most whimsical day could never even conceive of something half as kooky as much of Freaked. Even Roald Dahl would have looked at this and thought it was a bit much.