Chris Rock and the Oscars: A Devil’s Bargain

Watching Chris Rock host the Oscars was watching a man who has been in the industry for so long that he knows exactly what he is able to accomplish within it. It was watching the dance of someone torn between two masters, a phrase I cannot find a substitute for but am distinctly uncomfortable writing. On the one hand, he owes it to the Academy for him to be there. On the other hand, my god, Hollywood is some shook bullshit.
Did the Oscars being self aware about its lack of diversity make it better, or worse? In his opening monologue, Rock popped off from the jump, and as a black woman, I have to say, yeah, that was pretty comforting. Yes, Chris, the Oscars are the White People’s Choice Awards. By the same token, being forced to look at Matt Damon’s visage while he laughs uproariously at a joke about lynching made me want to crawl out of my skin. This was the devil’s bargain Rock was given by being asked to host this year. As Rock himself said, “How come there’s only unemployed people that tell you to quit something, you know? No one with a job ever tells you to quit.”
It’s a joke, but it’s also the truth. The industry is deeply unfair to anyone that isn’t a straight, white male, but people have to work in it anyway. I mean for fuck’s sake, I started off as a games journalist—I get it Chris. You got mouths to feed. You have to be here.
I wanted Chris Rock to host the Oscars in the way where he never gets asked to host again, but Chris Rock doesn’t have that option. No black actors do. Did you know only ten black women have been nominated for best actress, and all those roles were women who lived in poverty? Black actors and actresses have to take roles that demean them, with the hopes that they can do a little good while they’re there.
What good did Chris Rock do last night? He filled the stage with as many black faces as humanly possible. Whether or not he was funny is basically beside the point. When Stacey Dash appeared, making a joke at the expense of her own regressive politics, we knew who these jokes were for. They were for us, on a night when we weren’t gonna get much else.
Every sketch, every sketch highlighted blackness. At every moment where it was possible to make the Oscars blacker, Chris Rock did so. Sometimes it was adorable, like when Rock brought out his daughter’s Girl Scout troupe to sell cookies. Some were bitterly funny, like Angela Bassett’s “Black History Minute,” where she honored the career of Jack Black.