Late Night Last Week: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Recap the DNC
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Late Night Last Week is a column highlighting some of the more notable segments from the previous week of late night television. Today’s installment features Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert broadcasting live from the final night of the DNC, RuPaul guest hosting for Jimmy Kimmel, Maya Rudolph on playing Kamala Harris, and more.
A legendary late night duo were broadcasting live from Chicago last Thursday night, August 22, after Vice President Kamala Harris closed out the Democratic National Convention with a speech accepting her party’s nomination. Jon Stewart was in the host’s chair for The Daily Show, while his good pal Stephen Colbert capped off a week of live coverage on The Late Show. As has been the case in recent years, Stewart was far more biting than Colbert, who took on more of a cheerleader role as he recapped the night’s events.
On The Daily Show, Stewart’s monologue took a summative look at the DNC’s four days in Chicago (Paste previously covered nights one, two, and three). Stewart noted the wide range of speakers who took to the stage to advance the party’s agenda. Anti-billionaire Bernie Sanders and billionaire J.B. Pritzker. Labor union heads and former CEOs of Fortune 500 companies. “People who have prosecuted sexual predators,” Stewart said as an image of Harris entered the frame. “And …” he added as an image of Bill Clinton appeared beside her. “There goes that booking,” Stewart said.
“They had Black Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, gay Americans, Jewish Americans, Palestinian Amer—oh,” Stewart said, in reference to the DNC’s refusal to invite a Palestinian American speaker. “To be fair, it was only four nights, eight hours a night.”
Colbert, who has been chronicling every night of the convention, noted the big television ratings the DNC garnered in comparison to the Republican National Convention on their respective second nights. The DNC featured Barack and Michelle Obama as speakers, while the RNC gave the platform to Lara Trump and Marco Rubio. “That’s like saying we don’t have Coke, is diarrhea okay?”
The acceptance speech by Harris featured heavily in Colbert’s monologue. After some obligatory jokes about Harris’ criticisms of Trump and the kiss her husband, Doug Emhoff, blew from across the arena, Colbert ended on a serious note. “She is a prosecutor in the trial of Donald J. Trump,” Colbert said. “He is guilty as charged and now it is time to sentence him to four-to-eight years of President Harris.”
Back on The Daily Show, the best fucking news team in the business had a chance to offer their farewells to the DNC and the great city of Chicago. They had some fun with the convention’s emphasis on small town America, including Tim Walz’s discussion in his speech of growing up in a town of 400 people. The correspondents competed to see who grew up in the smaller town. But by the end, Ronny Chieng, a city man, had had enough. “We’re all godless heathens with no values and bedbugs, and we like it that way,” he said. “We don’t bake each other pies. I don’t take food from a stranger like a psychopath. And I have never talked to my neighbors. Ever!” Amen.
Colbert also welcomed to the show Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy, who performed “Freedom Highway” before the live audience. There wasn’t any comedy there, but if you see the words “Mavis Staples” and don’t click on the video, do you even like fun? Or have taste?