Cocalero Clasico Herbal Liqueur
Photos via Cocalero
It’s not often that an email in my inbox leads to me questioning a PR person on whether a liqueur contains any traces of a narcotic, but then again, most products aren’t Cocalero. This odd herbal liqueur is newly arrived in the Georgia market, where it’s being tested in advance of a wider national release. Calling itself an “Andean” spirit with Incan inspiration, this Irish-made (yes, you read that right) spirit is made with all the mystical properties of the South American coca leaf, along with 16 other botanicals that apparently include guarana, juniper and ginseng. If that sounds to you like a mishmash between “gin” and “energy drink,” then you’re actually not far off.
As I immediately confirmed, the coca leaf involved in the production of Cocalero contributes no psychoactive character, being extracted by “a specialised steam distillation process pioneered by the perfume industry.” The drink’s PR people slyly say that “we source our coca leaf from a legal source (which also supplies a very well-known soft drink brand!) and needless to say it therefore has no narcotic effect.” The implication is obviously that Cocalero is making use of some of the same processes as Coca-Cola itself, although they’re probably barred from using that brand’s name in their marketing.
There’s one more oddity to the Cocalero story as well, and it’s this: The liqueur has apparently become extremely popular in Japan. For whatever reason, Cocalero is the hot new club drink, being mixed as “Cocalero bombs” with Red Bull or other energy drinks, in combinations that I can only assume taste about as good as most American “bomb” drinks.
All this information simply made me more curious as to what Cocalero would actually taste like, so let’s get to it. Out of curiosity, and especially after seeing the bright green liquid in the bottle, I tasted Cocalero side by side with two other green or yellow-tinged herbal liqueuers—the ever-popular St-Germain elderflower liqueur, and the much less known Boomsma Cloosterbitter.
The first thing you can’t help but notice is the otherworldly color of Cocalero. Where St-Germain is a very pale yellow, and the Cloosterbitter is the dull green of faded grass clippings, Cocalero is frighteningly bright. Its neon, lime-green coloration seems to say “I am artificially conceived,” and I’d be lying if I said it didn’t worry me some. However, I ended up being pleasantly surprised in spite of myself.