The Strangers: Chapter 2 Is Actually Pretty Good for an Hour

The slasher sequel Halloween Kills features a cliché-busting moment that’s stuck with me for the last few years. Champion Final Girl Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) has been hospitalized and treated for a severe abdominal stab wound when she hears that her nemesis Michael Meyers is still alive. Determined not to sit idly by, waiting for him to come kill her, she rips out her IV, jabs herself with painkillers, and triumphantly rises to her feet. She then spends the rest of the movie in agonizing pain and fails to set foot outside the building. She winds up back in her hospital bed, her determination no match for her body’s limitations, and the attendant trope no match for a dose of physical reality.
I thought of this moment again during The Strangers: Chapter 2, another second installment in a trilogy of a rebooted horror property, when Maya (Madelaine Petsch), also recovering from a very recently stitched-up stabbing, realizes that the silent masked stalkers of the first film have made their way to the hospital where she thought she was safe. She yanks out her IV – does anyone in a horror movie leave those damn things where they are, or at least have the nurse take them out? – and springs to her feet, performing a gauntlet of high-energy running, hiding, and otherwise evading her pursuers. It seems like a perfect example of the ridiculousness Halloween Kills was cleverly undermining … until the movie keeps Maya on her feet for so long, for such an extended, largely dialogue-free game of hide-and-stalk, that eventually the blood starts to flow again.
This extended sequence could, depending on how you count it, be said to take up as much as 40 or 50 minutes of The Strangers: Chapter 2, and serves as a Rosetta Stone for the whole bizarre project of a middle movie in a trilogy that jams out unbidden on a single, simple home invasion slasher movie from 2008. The previous movie remade that one, with Maya and her boyfriend staying at a rental house in a strange town, chosen at random for a bit of the ol’ stalk-and-kill. Now, the boyfriend is dead, Maya has barely survived, and the Strangers are still out there, determined to finish the job. Even in this level of danger, it is not realistic to have Maya nursing fresh stitches as she sprints barefoot through a hospital and down a rainy road, and later jumping out of a moving car. But after a while, the movie spends so long with Maya, only occasionally cutting away to tediously withholding goings-on in the mysterious town where she’s trapped, that it comes to terms with its absurdities. Maya’s limping and wincing increases; later, in this weekend’s second-truest instance of one battle after another, she’s attacked by … well, I don’t want to spoil perhaps the most genuinely surprising moment of any Strangers movie so far.