About the Book
About the Author
"Our eyes shifted to the center of the room as the new guy entered. His hair practically preceded him, drifting in above the cubicle walls like a parade float as he walked. It was like a crown and a golden cloud and a small natural monument all at the same time." Joe believes the ridiculous notion of vampires who sparkle and sulk is nothing but a poorly-documented pop literature myth. But the new guy on the night shift and the reaction he inspires in the cubicle-dwelling Fredward fangirls throughout the office strike an unexpected blow to the reality of Dudes Undead everywhere.