"Ted Cruz"

• politics Ted Cruz, Somehow Getting Weirder, Suggests That Heckler at His Rally Should Be Spanked By Shane Ryan May 2, 2016 | 3:18pm
• politics John Boehner Went to Stanford and Talked Shit About Pretty Much Everybody, but Especially Ted Cruz By Shane Ryan April 28, 2016 | 11:15am
• politics Ted Cruz, Having Lost the Republican Race, Names Running Mate Because Why the Hell Not? By Shane Ryan April 27, 2016 | 2:53pm
• politics Ted Cruz Just Released the Political Ad to Beat All Political Ads By Shane Ryan April 21, 2016 | 1:05pm
• politics An Intricately Detailed, Scientific Explanation of Why Ted Cruz Sucks By Ben Gran April 18, 2016 | 10:00am
• politics Ted Cruz's College Roommate Just Twitter-Burned Him Really, Really Hard By Shane Ryan April 13, 2016 | 12:45pm
• politics The National Enquirer Claims Ted Cruz Has Had FIVE Affairs By Zach Blumenfeld March 25, 2016 | 1:57pm
• comedy A Teenage Ted Cruz Reveals His Aspirations in High School Video By Paste Staff January 24, 2016 | 12:59pm
• politics The Nightmare in Texas Should End the Debate: Deregulation Always Fails By Shane Ryan February 26, 2021 | 10:20am
• politics The 5 Worst Political Tweets of the Week By Jacob Weindling May 17, 2019 | 1:34pm
• politics Ignore the Internet Rumor Mill: That Beto O’Rourke Fundraising Conspiracy Theory Is Not True By Jacob Weindling March 19, 2019 | 12:31pm
• politics MAGA Guy So Fears Being Kicked Out of a Restaurant, He Invents an App for Trump Supporters By Clare Martin March 11, 2019 | 12:46pm
• politics The 15 Most Vile Republicans Who Might Actually Lose Tonight By Shane Ryan November 6, 2018 | 9:20am
• politics Desperate Ted: Cruz Uses Dirty Trick to Get Texans to Donate to His Campaign By Jacob Weindling September 17, 2018 | 3:55pm
• media Squawking Heads: Everything You "Missed" in the Sunday Morning Political Talk Shows By Caitlin Bladt March 20, 2017 | 7:01pm
• politics Conventional Wisdom: How the RNC Rewrote the Script By Matt Brennan July 22, 2016 | 9:45am
• comedy Samantha Bee Bids Cruz Adieu, Shows How the Election is Like Back to the Future By Paste Staff May 10, 2016 | 10:02am
• politics Eight Things From The Presidential Primaries That We Won’t Miss One Bit By Ben Gran May 2, 2016 | 10:15am
• politics The Cruz-Kasich "Beat Trump" Alliance is a Bad Idea, and it's Getting Worse By Shane Ryan April 25, 2016 | 2:19pm
• politics No Matter What Happens at the Convention, the Republican Party is Screwed By Benjamin Gran April 21, 2016 | 3:40pm
• politics Hello From the Other Side: An Aussie View of the Batshit GOP Primary Race By Greg Phillips April 6, 2016 | 10:45am
• politics Does Paul Ryan Suddenly Care About Poor People, Or is He Gearing Up For a Presidential Run? By Shane Ryan March 24, 2016 | 1:24pm
• soccer Which Soccer Clubs do the US Presidential Candidates Support? A Made-up Guide By Richard Whittall March 23, 2016 | 10:56am
• politics Cruz vs. Trump: Who’s Best for America? By Eni Mihilli March 15, 2016 | 3:05pm
• politics Eight Political Myths That Were Shattered in the Primaries This Week By Brogan Morris March 11, 2016 | 9:45am