All of The Star Wars Holiday Special Is Canon, You Cowards
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In 1978, there was no Star Wars. Well, there had been exactly one Star War, but it existed in complete isolation. Was the idea of “canon” even a consideration then? The shackles of continuity, the macro-narrative that defined the parameters of what could and couldn’t happen, would have been a foreign concept to those original audiences. There must have been so many questions about what belonged and didn’t belong in Star Wars, but whatever the right answers were, the first live-action continuation of the nascent brand appeared to get every one of them wrong.
While George Lucas, Lawrence Kasdan, and Gary Kurtz were planning the careful expansion of Star Wars galaxy, a bunch of CBS suits and variety show producers opted to take wild shots in the dark. The Star Wars Holiday Special is notorious for its unwatchability; a cheap, flaccid misunderstanding of what made the first film so appealing. It’s easy, even sensible, to discount everything that happened over those 97 nauseating minutes as non-canon. None of its original characters make second appearances in film or television (excluding the animated debut of one Boba Fett), and the whole thing feels so clearly out of sync with future adventures.
Star Wars’ official keeper of the canon (before it itself was dissolved) denoted the special as “S-tier canon,” meaning it was secondary to any more reputable stories that wished to contradict it. All subsequent “confirmations” of the Holiday Special’s canonical validity feel more playful than sincere: JJ Abrams confirmed it on a pre-Force Awakens red carpet; both Jon Favreau Disney+ shows have made reference to elements of its story. But now, where continuity ascribes how much progress and change any one story and series can have, it’s unlikely Star Wars producers or fans would count the Holiday Special as genuine lore, especially since it remains too embarrassing to totally release in any official capacity.
But to discredit the entirety of the Holiday Special from canon, or even to cherry-pick elements from it, is a solution reserved only for cowards. Too often, canon is used as a sledgehammer for those who want to leverage the authority of their favorite properties to preserve only the stories they find personally gratifying, and the argument of striking episodes and films from canon is a method for not engaging with black sheep or unique stories. I am here to argue, to insist, that The Star Wars Holiday Special is entirely canon: every second, every line. All the excruciating musical numbers, all the original characters—as Han Solo himself said, “All of it. It’s all true.”
Chewbacca and Han Solo are trying to return to Chewie’s home planet of Kashyyyk so he can celebrate the holiday Life Day with his family: his wife Malla, his father Itchy, and his son Lumpy. But this isn’t a story of watching the Millennium Falcon evade close shaves with the evil Empire; we spend the majority of the special with his family waiting for Chewie to return home. His father is a cantankerous old codger, prone to bouts of anger—understandable for someone who saw Separatist forces invading his world 20 years prior, only for his allies to immediately occupy his planet.
Lumpy is a very agitated child who clearly idolizes the Rebellion, playing with model X-Wings and watching a Rebel cartoon featuring the voice talent of Luke Skywalker, et al. It’s propaganda that must be broadcasted on underground, pirate channels to evade the Empire’s watch, although Lumpy shows no qualms about tuning in while Imperial officers are performing a search on his home. Malla keeps house well enough in her husband’s absence, although her disastrous attempts to follow a cooking video (instructed by a multi-armed cyborg—a successor to General Grievous?) illustrates that she may not be the best cook. This explains why Chewbacca was so eager to grab the meat the Ewoks lay as bait in Jedi. No wonder he’s “always thinking with his stomach.”
It’s so difficult to express the effect of fifteen uninterrupted minutes of unsubtitled Wookiee noises at the start of a dauntingly long special. Thankfully, we meet the intelligible human presence on the planet that the Empire must have settled since their occupation, in-keeping with their fascistic anti-alien policies. Their plans weren’t entirely successful, as Art Carney is a secret Imperial dissident who aids the ‘Bacca clan with a network of Rebellion ties—a blueprint for subsequent hiding-in-plain-sight rebels like Andor’s Luthen Rael.