The 13 Best Zombie Episodes of Non-Zombie TV Shows
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Whether you love or hate these brain-craving fiends, zombies aren’t going back in the ground anytime soon. The success of AMC’s The Walking Dead made sure of that by beating the odds and making a formerly one-note monster last seven seasons and a spinoff. For mindless shells, zombies are one of the most versatile creatures the horror genre has for bringing our existential fears to life. (Get it?) Zombies allow characters, quite literally, to be eaten alive by their past or chased down by the inevitability of death. Most TV shows can’t handle the challenges of sustaining an apocalypse, however, which is where the zombie episode comes in. The zombie episode is focused on the first days of the dead rising and our heroes stopping—often after causing—a zombie outbreak. So, in those dark days (well, day) between The Walking Dead’s season finale and iZombie’s season premiere (April 4), let these single-dose zombie apocalypses tide you over.
1. The Simpsons, “Treehouse of Horror III (Dial ‘Z’ For Zombies)”
Who among us hasn’t thought dabbling in the dark arts would be good for a chuckle? And this episode is certainly full of chuckles, from Homer (Dan Castellaneta) killing zombie Flanders to zombies arguing about which grave belongs to who. The horror starts when Bart (Nancy Cartwright) picks a book in the occult section of the library to do a book report on. He’s excited to try out necromancy at the pet cemetery, but he accidentally reads the human zombie-raising spell instead. Things go sideways as zombies overrun the town and the Simpsons family has to fight their way back to the library to find the reverse spell. Be warned: If you read books, you might accidentally raise the dead, but if you watch too much television, you’ll end up acting like a zombie. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
2. Doctor Who, “The Unquiet Dead”
In 1869 Cardiff, a dead woman breaks out of her coffin and strangles her grandson before catching a show. The show happens to be a live reading from Charles Dickens, and that’s how The Doctor (Christopher Eccleston), Rose (Billie Piper), and Charles Dickens (Simon Callow) all end up nearly getting killed by zombies in a Cardiff dungeon. This episode is a zombie outbreak, a ghost story and an alien invasion all in one. The production values are cheap and its story pace is slow, but that all adds to the Masterpiece Theater-meets-B-movie horror experience. The aliens (Zoe Thorne) who’ve been possessing corpses are creepy as they beg for their lives with increased menace, and it’s oddly chilling to see a zombie attack where the humans don’t have real weapons. The Dickens cameo is still a lot of fun even if, like me, you’re a bigger fan of his zombie fighting than his writing.
3. DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, “Abominations”
The Legends land in the Civil War-era south amid a zombie outbreak, and everyone faces their worst fears. Stein (Victor Garber) and Ray (Brandon Routh) get themselves cornered on a spaceship with a zombifed Mick (Dominic Purcell). Jax (Franz Drameh) and Amaya (Maisie Richardson-Sellers) have to go undercover as slaves on a plantation to steal secrets for the Union army. Comparing the fictional nightmare of being trapped with a zombie to the harsh reality of life as a black person in America is really on-the-nose commentary, but that’s Legends of Tomorrow for you. They even burn down the plantation for good measure, in case anyone missed that zombies and slave owners deserve equal treatment. Sure, this episode could have leaned in harder on being a full 40 minutes of Dave Chappelle’s Time Haters sketch, but I don’t even see any other shows trying to compete.
4. Misfits, “Season Three, Episode 7″
This one-episode departure into the zombie genre exemplifies the best of Misfits. Curtis (Nathan Stewart-Jarrett) is given the power to raise the dead to bring back his friend Seth’s girlfriend, Shannon (Charlene McKenna). This creates some problems. First, the power doesn’t really cure death—it creates zombies. Second, Seth (Matthew McNulty) is already dating Kelly (Lauren Socha). These two plots play off of each other incredibly well, balancing a gory zombie adventure full of demonic cats and undead cheerleaders with the quieter dread of a clearly dead relationship that came back wrong. This episode also contains one of the best scenes in the series, in which, at the very last moment, a new probation worker walks in and is immediately bitten by a zombie. Rudy (Joseph Gilgun) pulls the literal short straw to kill her and has to explain to her that they’re “really not bad kids,” even as he swings the bat.
5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Zeppo”
Between a looming apocalypse he can’t help stop and a recent break up, Xander (Nicholas Brendon) is feeling inadequate. His ex, Cordelia (Charisma Carpenter), helps by reminding Xander he is not at all cool. In his desperate attempt to gain outside, and specifically male, social approval, Xander ends up as the car guy to a gang of rabble-rousing zombies. While high school bully/zombie Jack O’Toole (Channon Roe) is still pretty fresh, the show finds a lot of comedy in how rotten the other zombies are, including a physical gag that always gets me, in which Xander accidentally knocks a head off with a mailbox. In an episode about social status, zombies are portrayed as the ultimate posers: These are guys whose lives literally ended in high school. Jack talks about living without fear because he came back from the dead, but actual oblivion scares him shitless. Xander, for all his other failings, likes the quiet.