How the durian came to be a food that people regularly consume is a mystery I expect to never solve, but that didn’t stop me from finding the perfect wine with which to eat it.
The spiky exterior (from which the name is derived—the Malay word for “thorn” is duri) is the first indication that the whole of humankind should just stay away it. But we humans are nothing if not foolishly determined, and so at a certain point in history someone let their curiosity get the better of them, breaking open that formidable shell to explore the wonders within.
The resulting odor should have been the second indication that durian cannot be tamed. It’s a forceful stench that brutally impales the senses, eradicating any corporeal memory of life pre-durian. Some might argue that the gas-leak-in-a-decaying-corpse aroma is actually tangy and sweet, and I would argue that those people should see a series of doctors.
Yet the smell barely registers when compared to the flavor. For those who have never had the opportunity to dine upon the durian, imagine drinking gasoline that’s been flavored with rotten pineapples. It overwhelms the sinuses, conquering the nose and throat with a velvety coating that even the strongest mouthwash cannot destroy. Listerine: meet your nemesis.
Like the brave, experimental people of Southeast Asia who first came across the durian, I sensed there was more to the fruit than its unfriendly appearance, debilitating scent, and overpowering flavor, and thus commenced my quest to pair the effervescent durian with wine.
Cracking the durian-wine code is a formidable task, so I asked my friend Michelle to help out, as she is Vietnamese and grew up both eating and enjoying durian (which I’m still not convinced is possible). As an added bonus, she’s in training to be a sommelier. My fiancé Michael came along for the ride, too, bringing with him his perfect palate, adventurous appetite, and observational witticisms.
The adventure began with a trip to an Asian food market in San Francisco’s Sunset District. Frozen durian “meat,” as it’s marketed, was strategically placed at the front of the store next to the mangoes, perhaps to trick curious but naïve shoppers into buying it. They also had whole, fresh durian in stock, but I’m not enough of a masochist to keep that stinky beast hanging around my kitchen.
Next came the wine, selected based on our educated guesses about what might pair well. We took into account this 2006 blog post wherein the author suggests that sparkling rosé is the wine for durian. Michelle’s knowledge filled in the rest of the gaps, resulting in a moscato, a chardonnay, and a pinot noir added into the mix.
Initially I anticipated that I could drink all the leftover wine in a strategic attempt to forget I ever ate durian, but online research proved that wouldn’t be an option. Fervent rumors warn that the sulfur compounds found in the durian prevent the liver from properly metabolizing alcohol, causing a range of symptoms including bloating and death. Actual science, on the other hand, reaches less daunting conclusions about mixing the two, but with my wedding coming up, I just couldn’t take a chance on death by durian.
Here’s how it went. Spoiler alert: nobody died.
Mumm Napa Brut Rosé
For our first pairing we went with what we thought would work best, but we were led astray. Michael struggled with the combination, remarking that, “it brings out the extra funk of the durian, and I don’t like that. Oh god.” Michelle was less overcome by the funkiness, but still noted, “it makes the wine taste like it’s spoiled.”
I happened to like the rosé, but mostly because for a moment the flavor of it overpowered the durian, and I appreciated the relief. It was sharp enough to mask the flavor of the durian, but that’s not exactly a successful pairing.
Thorny Rose Chardonnay
This wine didn’t exactly sell itself right off the bat. Michelle noted, “that’s the worst wine I’ve ever had in my life, and I grew up drinking Two Buck Chuck.”
To all of our surprise, it was somehow enhanced when paired with the durian. Michelle said the durian “made it taste like a really good chardonnay,” and Michael added, “it’s not horrible. It brings out the nuttiness of the durian.” I wanted to chalk the positive pairing up to a double negative type effect, but Michelle pointed out that the buttery and nutty flavors usually present in chardonnay were lacking, and the durian filled in those gaps.
2013 Forest Ville Pinot Noir
None of us had an optimistic outlook about this pairing, and none of us were proven wrong. The wine on its own was perfectly fine, but it in no way complemented the “unique” flavors of the durian. Michelle observed, “It makes the richness of the durian linger longer. It’s like there’s velvet on my tongue,” whereas Michael had a more visceral reaction: “No. No f***ing thank you.”
A fruitier red may have paired better, but I’ll leave that to the next generation of foodies to discover.
Stella Rosa Moscato
This sweet wine was last on our list, mostly because it’s a dessert wine and should therefore come at the end. Ultimately this was beneficial because it rounded out the durian quite nicely, according to both Michael and Michelle who could appreciate the durian to a degree far higher than I.
“I actually like the pairing,” Michael noticed, adding, “moscato is cloyingly sweet and sharp, and the richness of the durian gave it a complete flavor. Michelle agreed with him by explaining, “The moscato cancels out the funkiness of the durian, so you have to eat the durian first. If you do it the other way around you have this sweet refreshing wine and then all of a sudden you have this rich, stinky, banana taste.”
The takeaway from all this is: don’t eat durian, but if you must, try to find a nice cheap chardonnay with which to pair it.
Main image: Mohd Hafizuddin Husin, CC BY-NC-ND