Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

With the exception of Man of Steel’s climactic collateral damage, there’s been few more controversial comic book movie decisions than the retconned origins and ’roided-out character designs of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Jonathan Liebesman’s turgid 2014 reboot. Zack Snyder responded to fans’ cries with a full excoriation in the form of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, but sequel Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows doubles down on the anthropomorphic craziness of its predecessor, creating a sequel that not only acknowledges the aesthetic ugliness of its four turtle heroes, but pushes the characters even further into the Uncanny Valley.
Out of the Shadows immediately establishes its bonafides with a sequence of the turtles wall-riding on the Empire State Building on the way to watch the New York Knicks from the rafters in Madison Square Garden. In comparison to the dour blandness of the characters in the 2014 original, the chemistry and character beats of each teenaged, mutant, ninja-trained Turtle—what with their origin story (as in: how they became four teenaged, mutant and ninjas) out of the way—is palpable, more lived-in, even though they engage in the same shenanigans as before: ribbing each other, gorging themselves on pizza and acting like genuine brothers.
For about the first hour or so, Out of the Shadows is similarly fleet footed in its plotting, reuniting the turtles with their surface liaison, April O’Neil (Megan Fox), and setting up the return of series nemesis Shredder (Brian Tee) alongside comic favorites like Bebop (The Boondocks’ Gary Anthony Williams), Rocksteady (WWE wrestler Stephen Farrelly) and the wannabe cop/hockey obsessive/masked vigilante Casey Jones (Stephen Amell). Bebop and Rocksteady are immediately memorable as a pair of meatball-brained small-timers who get transformed into animal/human hybrids by Shredder and his new poindexter lackey, Baxter Stockman (Tyler Perry). They’re obnoxious by design, resorting to atrocious puns and gross behavior, but the sheer energy and gusto behind bringing the duo straight from the beloved cartoon series to the screen makes them work on a viscerally goofy level.