Every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie, Ranked

As one of the most aggressively marketed franchises in pop culture history, it’s no surprise that so much of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been absorbed by mass audiences (hey, you learn four key things about them in their name alone). The rambunctious, obnoxious scientific oddities have appeared in loads of different iterations since their stylized, pulpy debut in Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman’s comics in 1984—and you can trace both the shifting tastes in the turtles’ young target audience as well as the desperation of those marketing them.
From their cinematic debut in 1990 all the way to their new Spider-Verse-inspired animated outing in Mutant Mayhem, Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello and Michelangelo (note: are the Turtles Italian-American?) have spent their 11 feature films trying to juggle their kiddy audience with the brooding, brutal (if tongue-in-cheek) vibes of the comics. Of course, their films have always been tied up with their relentless commercial appeal, which means there are plenty of incredibly janky and dated outings. But while no Ninja Turtle movie may be Oscar-worthy, they all manage to offer something the others don’t.
Between cartoon specials, animated features, and attempts at bringing the Turtles into the real world, trying to assess the highs and lows of TMNT films is like trying to devour a 20” New York cheese pizza without the mutated metabolism of a teenage reptile. Nevertheless, cowabunga we must!
Here is every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, ranked:
11. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Popular consensus may place this third live-action entry higher than The Secret of the Ooze, but the narrative and aesthetic cheapness of this film (sometimes called Turtles in Time) sinks it lower on this list. The Turtles are sent back in time to feudal Japan, where they find themselves neck-deep in a lazy daimyō conflict that challenges you to be entertained. It’s also not impossible to feature no recognizable Turtles characters as villains, but this one suffers hugely from it. No film on this list gives bigger “not theatrically released” energy, despite a) four other entries being non-theatrical releases and b) this film actually was released in theaters. It’s clear by 1994 that Turtle Fever was cooling.
10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
For some reason, this 2016 sequel was received more positively than the 2014 version—but muted box office returns killed this franchise cold. This film reeks of studio anxiety to shove in as many franchise favorites as possible—Stephen Amell’s Casey Jones, Tyler Perry as mad scientist Baxter Stockman, not to mention villains Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady… it’s not just pandering to anyone with a passing knowledge of the turtles, it’s as cluttered and pandering as people feared from a Michael Bay-produced Turtles reboot. It’s wild how hard it is to pay attention to anything in a movie this busy.
9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
A complete cultural oddity of seismic proportions, The Secret of the Ooze personifies the ultimate endpoint of capitalist zeitgeists—something hyper-designed at every stage for its dumb kid audience that appeals to them in no way. The first installment’s earnest emotions and refreshing edge have been sanded down; in some cases, established TMNT characters are substituted for original babyish versions that make it clear how little the film respects its audience. The humor is nauseating, and the cringy, shrill pantomime of many sequences might as well have question marks superimposed on the screen. At the same time, it remains fascinating stuff—a commercial that ends up promoting only the conservative consumerism of ‘90s America. Vanilla Ice gives the only tonally correct performance. This is also the funniest possible film to be dedicated to Jim Henson’s memory.
8. TMNT (2007)
The first theatrically-released Turtles outing in 14 years upscaled them to 3D animation, even though the results suggest that maybe they shouldn’t have. By far the ugliest film on this list, it’s worth noting for taking the Turtles as seriously as they ever have been; a post-Shredder New York sees Leonardo and Raphael competing to see who can be the most jaded and angsty as they explore vigilante life without their brothers’ help. But it’s a chore getting invested in the story of an immortal warrior unleashing ancient monsters on the city. Mutant Mayhem is a much stronger animated Turtles film that features original villains.