Wowza, what a Star Wars! The spacemen did it again with their jets and glow sticks. And all those critters! Everyone here at Paste agrees that Star Warstotally happens, and in the movies, to boot. We’ve got the feeling here, and it’s so fine, and outer space stuff. Like lasers!
The world does it too, the Star Wars, all over the internet and face-to-face. The thoughts are ripe for sharing, and Twitter exists to share, and the sharing is free. It’s funny! These are the Star Wars thoughts you’ll most laugh with, in tune with the Last Jedi wave, and the dark glowing room that made it exist. Words are good, like Star Warsand The Last Jedi, and unlike the angry computer men.
(Paste tried to not do any spoiling here, but what you want to know is only known to you, so make care.)
2015: I can’t wait to see a new Star Wars. Wow! What a cool time we live in!
2017: In the future, mankind is naught but tweets and anger. The rich feast on the flesh of the poor. The only respite is moving images of space explosions. May it shut out the horror for 150 minutes.
Another year, another Star Warsthat doesn’t end with the ships crashing into the giant words floating through space from the beginning of the movie ????
So fucking annoyed. Crowd at my Last Jedi screening wouldn’t stop chanting “The. Town. The. Town” over and over until the theater buckled and played Ben Affleck‘s The Town instead
Look, not everywhere, just in, like, one theater, I really hope they screen the credits of the new Star Wars and then show 2.5 hours of Taylor Swiftand Katy Perry feuding.
— maura “are jack and biz nazis?” quint (@behindyourback) December 14, 2017
Reading reactions from people who saw THE LAST JEDI tonight and am surprised by how few people are mentioning the scene where Luke says to Rey, “This is Sy Snootles, we are in love, we live on this Porg island and we do have sex.” Feels like a big scene
A Spoiler-Free Ranking of Things in the New Star Wars 1. Porgs 2. Laura Dern in best space battle scene of her career 3. PORGS!!!! 4. Laura Dern’s hair 5. Laura Dern saying “Get this man off my bridge” 6. Laura Dern 7. When you think the porgs are gone but they show up again
It’s really sad that key scenes from @rianjohnson‘s ‘Star Wars‘ movie leaked on the internet on opening day. I really hope it doesn’t affect the numbers. Don’t click this link. https://t.co/WRPtbknC9h
“Okay, but that had better be the LAST Jedi!” – overwhelmed sitcom dad who’s struggling with his daughter’s Jedi party, right before opening the front door to reveal dozens more Jedi, then his eyes go crossed, and that’s the ending of Star Wars: The Last Jedi
