What a week. We had a Christmas, a Hanukkah, more ridiculous political nonsense to remind us that yes everything is still terrible, and even a new Star War, which people absolutely can not shut the hell up about for some reason (for real: nobody cares about your Star Wars opinions). RAD TIMES at the decade’s close. The best, worst and only thing most of us can do to deal with situations of this type is by tweeting some bad jokes about ‘em, so let’s go ahead and check out the best of that bunch. Feel free to like ‘em all and follow all of the people who wrote ‘em. And good luck with the last few days of this dying, worthless decade—hopefully the ‘20s won’t be so dire.
Scott Baio is so mad about Canada censoring Trump in Home Alone 2 that he refuses to use Canadian bacon when he make morning subs for customers at Subway.
i used to think that you could just idly watch Star Wars and enjoy it and then think about other things. this site has taught me that that’s a mistake and I’m an oaf for going “that was fun, what are we having for dinner”
People joke about Mayor Pete, but he checks all the electability boxes: gay, probably has killed at least a few people in Central Asia, believes in nothing.
Had to get a new washer dryer (17 yrs! Thanks Maytag) and the guys installing it asked “you didn’t make this your wife’s Christmas present right?” “No” “Cause the guy at the last house did and that was a bad scene man”
You gotta think that when Charles Dickens published A Christmas Story in 1844 a bunch of dudes named Ebenezer must have been like “oh, great. wonderful. thanks a lot.”
Why were people surprised that Scorsese doesn’t like superhero movies? His (possibly autobiographical) film Cape Fear is about a man who is very afraid of capes.
