Salt and Fire

It’s clear why Werner Herzog would be drawn to a story like Salt and Fire’s—though nothing else about Salt and Fire is. Regarding the iconic director’s oeuvre, one could throw a dart gripped with one’s buttcheeks and accidentally hit a film as similarly opaque and befuddling as his latest non-documentary excursion, but such is the thrill of loving Herzog: Whether he’s lying or not (and he probably is—or not), he’s admitted to watching very few films over the course of his lifetime, and in turn the 74-year-old’s movies gasp with the kind of breathless remove from the world of filmmaking that might come care of someone who owes no allegiance to any industry, aesthetic or tradition not entirely of his own making.
If Herzog’s work tends to dwell in the act of confrontation—often placing humans in front of the barreling indifference of Nature, then watching as Nature carelessly flattens them—then his narrative cinema especially seems to confront the nature of whatever we typically understand as cinematic. And so Salt and Fire, one of three movies Herzog premiered on the festival circuit last year, is poignant and dumb in equal measure, whipping between plot-like structures with little concern for sense, pace, logic, engagement or really anything else that would make anyone want to see this movie, besides that Werner Herzog made it. Par for the (obstacle) course, really.
Much like its star’s Hawaiian shirt at an awards ceremony, best to treat Herzog’s latest Michael Shannon vehicle as some sort of off-putting joke. It begins with two ecologists, Dr. Fabio Cavani (Gael García Bernal, charming and sleazy) and Dr. Laura Sommerfeld (Veronica Ferres, maybe not entirely sure of what kind of movie she’s in) called to Bolivia on behalf of the UN to address an impending environmental disaster. Instead of finding their academic hosts waiting for them at the airport, they’re effortlessly kidnapped by a cadre of over-armed mercenaries—though Bernal is given a brief scene to freak out futilely in an airport bathroom—and taken to the compound of Matt Riley (Shannon), whose otherworldly peepers we instantly recognize through the “I’m a Kidnapper” ski mask. Stilted philosophies follow between Laura and Matt, Shannon in his element giving precise gravitas to the incomprehensible sentences he’s saying, and unfortunately Bernal leaves the way he came in, literally shitting himself out of the movie.
Properly perplexed, the audience then rides shotgun into Bolivia’s Salar de Uyuni salt flat, where Matt ditches Laura, forcing her to take care of two blind Bolivian boys Matt also ditches, leaving them the meagre cover of a rock oasis and enough food, water and camping gear to survive for a few weeks. There, Laura grows to love her wards, occasionally (and ironically) filming cursory video diary entries with her tablet, which, against all known technological fortitude, maintains a charge for the duration of her unexplained exile. Laura also grows to viscerally respect the foreboding landscape of this foreign land, even though Herzog never once implies that, as an internationally respected ecologist, she wouldn’t respect it anyway.