Various Artists: Dead Man’s Town: A Tribute to Born in the USA

I’m all about appreciating the past. Let’s applaud nostalgia! Revisit the glory days, but do it yourself—don’t send your protégé niece or nephew to pay tribute at your adored baseball diamond of yesteryear just so you can nervously shift in your rocking chair as they sloppily recount their experience, wearing the red clay you once found so familiar now so foreign smudged on their knees.
That’s unfortunately how Dead Man’s Town: A Tribute To Born In The USA goes about relishing Bruce Springsteen’s impossibly perfect Born In The USA on its 30th anniversary. An entire coven of Boss worshippers rallied to cover the album from start to finish. An ambitious goal, sure, but a bit of a yawn considering most of the bands employed make no efforts to cloak their blue collar core. They sound too much along the campfire-and-malt-liquor rock rolodex Springsteen nailed to breathe new life into the tracks. And they’re not the man himself, so a lot of the album comes off as watered down and uncomfortably reminiscent of the original works.