Saturday Night Live: “Andrew Garfield/Coldplay”
(Episode 39.19)

I’ve said it before, but a charming host that’s willing to do anything can make things much better on a typical Saturday Night Live episode. For that reason, Emma Stone has been a welcome host over the last few years, and with her Spider-Man co-star and boyfriend Andrew Garfield, we got a similar dynamic. He wasn’t often the main source of laughs in his hosting debut, but he has the type of style that suggests he’ll only grow stronger with future gigs.
For the opening topical sketch, it makes sense to see Bobby Moynihan playing Donald Sterling, who claims to love Questlove from Roots, and talks about wanting to start a cruise that will take people back to Africa. The real stars in this skit are the people that join Sterling during his press conference—Jay Pharaoh backs him as Dennis Rodman, and Kenan Thompson as NAACP president Leon Jenkins defends his decision to take Sterling’s donation of 10 million dollars.
The opening monologue has Emma Stone predictably appearing to assist Garfield on his first time. Stone and Aidy Bryant give him advice like, “be self-deprecating,” “just read the cue cards,” and “don’t be yourself.” It’s nice and quick, and honestly, it’s just great when the monologue doesn’t involve singing at this point.
A fake commercial for a Spanx-like product called Stanx, which helps keep farts in, was particularly stale. Beck Bennett’s pants grow larger every time he farts throughout the day, then when he takes them off, his apartment explodes. Blah. Next.
“Family Feud” has become one of the more consistently amusing game show parodies, and this celebrity edition where American and international musicians face off creates a fun chance to see some of the cast’s impressions. It also seems to be the main opportunity to do Justin Timberlake impersonations. Fallon did it before, and now it’s Garfield’s turn. He doesn’t necessarily look like him, or even do that great of a job, but it’s still pretty funny. There are some pretty great lines in this one; Thompson as host Steve Harvey mistakes Kyle Mooney as Skrillex for a spooky ghost, and we get to hear Taran Killam impersonating Russell Crowe singing a Les Misérables song.
An Oliver Twist parody with Garfield as the title character started off with promise, but the introduction of Cecily Strong as Deidre—a full-grown woman who wants some more as well—brings the whole thing down. In the last episode with Seth Rogen, Strong was particularly prominent with great success, but this week most of her sketches weren’t as impressive as they should have been.
Filling the new short quota this week was a pretty great trailer for a movie called The Beygency, about a man who admits that he doesn’t like Beyonce’s “Drunk In Love,” is shunned by the world, and chased down by a group suspiciously similar to The Adjustment Bureau. We get an appearance by Jack Bauer and Chloe, and it’s great to see these characters with some humor, especially considering the fact that 24 is completely lacking in that department.