We Want More Girls5eva
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The Girls5eva bubblegum pop theme song is a straight-up serotonin rush (no, Netflix, I will not be skipping the credits), and so is the sitcom’s third season. The performances, the writing, the humor—they all shine like Wickie’s glass piano Ghislaine when the sun hits it just right.
Season 3 kicks off with pop group Girls5eva—Dawn (Sara Bareilles), Summer (Busy Philipps), Gloria (Paula Pell), and Wickie (Renée Elise Goldsberry)—wowing crowds in Fort Worth as they attempt to make a comeback. Each of the six episodes follows the friends as they hit different stops on their tour, with the final show at the legendary Radio City Music Hall. On the way, Gloria is slutting it up with every woman she can to see if her kinda-sorta-ex Caroline is the one, and Summer is trying to discover who she is without a significant other to base her personality on. Meanwhile, Wickie and Dawn are preoccupied with how to sell out Radio City Music Hall (their show is on Thanksgiving and after all the different website fees, the tickets are $500 each). This set of episodes has some great cameos, including John Early as a conservative senator, character actor Richard Kind as himself, Catherine Cohen as a spoiled sugar baby, and Ingrid Michaelson as a downtrodden musician.
My main complaint about this season of Girls5eva is that there’s not enough of it. This isn’t the creators’ fault; the overall trend of shorter TV seasons in order to better fit binge-watching is well-documented. Girls5eva only has six episodes in this newest season, and when it comes to a show as silly and chaotic as this one, we don’t need brevity. This isn’t some tightly knit drama with a concrete narrative arc; this is a goofy sitcom with jokes about a fake dating show called Love Is Smells. The writers need more space to play around with Gloria’s increasingly specific hookup types (e.g. Female Popeye, Cigar Mommy), Wickie’s megalomania, Summer’s multi level marketing adventures, and Dawn’s pregnancy woes. And, in typical Girls5eva fashion, they poke fun at the powers-that-be jerking them around as Wickie tries to sell her tour documentary to a rotating cast of entertainment execs, with their streaming company’s name changing every other moment. It’s a hilarious skewering of an increasingly frustrating situation—primarily for writers, cast, and crew, but for lovers of pop culture, too.