Charm and Disarm: David Letterman, Late-Night TV’s Midwestern Hero
When you hail from the Midwest, people’s biggest assumption about you—besides the expectation that you’ll say “pop” instead of “soda” and hit all your vowel sounds especially hard—is that you’re “nice.” And that’s one of those stereotypes based in truth; I’m not trying to brag (that’s a cardinal sin where I come from), but we Midwesterners are extremely friendly and kind, for the most part.
But “nice” sometimes gets confused for “passive” or “meek,” and it’s not until you spend some time outside the region that you realize there’s another predominantly Midwestern trait people are less aware of—a certain directness, an aversion to pretense. An allergy to bullshit. This is why celebrities feared David Letterman, and one of many reasons why the Indiana native was able to completely change late-night TV for the better.
From the get-go, Letterman refused to play the Hollywood game. Small-talk and fake smiles to promote movies were never his thing; Cher famously called him an “asshole,” telling him she could always tell when he didn’t like his guests, that “if you don’t like ‘em, you might as well take a picnic lunch.” Letterman barely missed a beat: “I think a lot of people feel that way about me, though.” And he was right—that’s become his persona, the country’s grumpy uncle, subverting the entertainment industry from within. Even in recent years, though he’s softened with age, he still has turned in memorable interviews with entitled celebrities. In 2007, he opened his chat with Paris Hilton with a softball, asking her if she preferred New York or LA before following up with a sucker-punch: “How’d you like being in jail?” When Justin Bieber was on in 2012, he asked the newly 18-year-old Bieber about voting, and after the pop star made an excuse about not being an American citizen, Letterman’s trusty Midwestern bullshit detector went off and he pressed the issue: “Who would you vote for?” Bieber’s silence and sheepish grin said it all.
But there’s a difference between a distaste for phoniness and plain-old maliciousness, and though Letterman would often toe that line, he rarely crossed it. When Lindsay Lohan—the butt of countless late-night jokes, including many on the Late Show—came on in 2013 right before a trip to rehab, Letterman was happy to play the self-deprecating aggressor, reading off some of the one-liners he had made at Lohan’s expense before eventually laughing and saying, “For the love of God, what is wrong with me?” He was still blunt, asking Lohan point-blank “Do you drink too much?” but there’s a certain tenderness to the whole thing, with Letterman—himself a recovering alcoholic, sober for over 30 years—offering up some tough love and advice like “the best way through this, the victory is to succeed and have a wonderful life ahead of you.” He wraps up the interview with candor, saying “We never thought we’d see you again, honestly, because of the jokes, but yet you have enough spine, enough sense of yourself, enough poise to come out here and talk to me honestly.”