Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography

Choose Your Own Autobiography: You read that right. Finally publishing his version of the one book every remotely famous person gets to write, Neil Patrick Harris is clearly ready for people to go “Huh? Choose Your Own What? Why?”
But on the very first page of his Choose Your Own Autobiography, the actor/TV star says he “couldn’t think of a better way” to dramatize his life events than this cheeky half-memoir that mixes in (presumably) true stories with all the gloriously pulpy prose and branching paths of a Choose Your Own Adventure book. Yes, really.
Believe it or not, the whole thing works, not just as a joke, but as a condensation of everything one could conceivably want from Neil Patrick Harris in book form. Those outside the Cult of Neil have to at least admire the man for going his own way: How many other celebrities would dare to write a book that places their lives at the mercy of the reader?
For those unfamiliar with the Choose Your Own Adventure series, it’s an old-school “game book” format that spawned such grade-school library gems as Secret of the Pyramids, Forest of Fear and Prisoner of the Ant People (seriously). These books memorably parsed out second-person adventure stories in small bursts, occasionally giving the reader choices and directing them to different pages to find out what happens next.
Harris’s book apes the same schtick for comic effect, because this time there’s no doubt who “you” are supposed to be. For example, early on we read a description of Harris’s life growing up in Ruidoso, New Mexico, and at the end get the choice to either experience a happy childhood on page 8, or a (fictitious) “miserable childhood that later in life you can claim to heroically overcome” on page 5.
This approach perfectly skewers both the original Adventures (which were often laughably subjective) as well as so many biographies where we just want to skip to the interesting stuff. Here, we get to decide which parts interest us, from Harris’s days as a child star all the way to his adult comeback with Harold and Kumar, How I Met Your Mother and his Tony-winning performance in Hedwig and the Angry Inch on Broadway.