The Perfect Friendsgiving Menu, As Inspired By Your Favorite TV Shows
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Friendsgiving is the ultimate holiday reboot. A hybrid of new and old, the holiday-replacement brings together friends for a giant feast of whatever. There might be a turkey, there might not. There could be a sea of pies or a platter of cookies and brownies. Unlike a traditional Thanksgiving meal, there doesn’t seem to be any real standard for a Friendsgiving menu freeing you and your best buds to get wildly creative with it.
It’s not just the festive food we love around the holidays. We can’t deny the draw of sitting around the TV every holiday season, so we’ve come up with a few ideas for your Friendsgiving menu inspired by some of our favorite shows.
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Cran-Barry Sauce – Barry
It’s a staple. You have to have it every year but it doesn’t mean we can’t shake things up a bit. We’re done with the canned days of yore, you’re reinventing this classic side and yourself. Put it in a mold, decorate with some citrus garnishes. It’s all about appearances.
Gin & Tonic & Courgette Canapes – Fleabag
The holidays are not about being healthy. Get that goddamn sparkling juice out of there, cut down on your alcohol intake on your own time, on a stupid, not special Tuesday. For a great cocktail that requires zero prep, bring a pack of canned G & T. It’s the perfect drink for sitting around for a chat with your normal, uncool mates. Lighten up the onslaught of heavy starches and carbs with some lovely courgette (aka zucchini) canapes to pass around. No time to cook? No worries, they’re stolen!
Fully-Loaded Nachos & Mudpies – I Think You Should Leave
The holidays are all about sharing. What better sharable is there than some fully-loaded nachos? A large plate piled high with meat and cheese, they’re relatively easy to throw together. Just watch your portions, everybody deserves some meat and cheese and not just chips, like, just chips. Chips sans loaded components does not a serving of nachos make. Of course, it’s not Thanksgiving without pie. Not everyone loves pumpkin, so opt for a classic mudpie. Provide plenty of napkins.
Six Almonds – Veep
We can’t, as a society, move forward until we settle on agreeable Thanksgiving dinner time. Whoever is hosting your Friendsgiving might be one of those fools who goes by a standard, regular weekday dinner start time (like 6:30 or some other nonsensical bullshit). You might need to pace yourself through a few stressful hours until chowtime. Might I suggest six almonds?