The Funniest Tweets about Trump’s Impeachment
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So it looks like we’re finally gonna impeach this guy. Rad. We haven’t had a good, old-fashioned impeachment in nigh on 22 years now, so there’s an entire generation of adults who don’t know what this whole rigmarole is about. Get ready to see the governmental wheels get even slower and creakier than you thought possible. This one will be different than the Clinton farrago, though, what with the rise of bot- and troll-infused social media and the fact that the blindly pro-Trump partisans in the right-wing media will no doubt be defending their dude with extreme fervor. You might think you’re gonna enjoy Trump getting impeached but holy shit the next few months are gonna be even more interminable than they already would’ve been. Just go ahead and delete Twitter now, or even just toss your phone into the ocean. Before you do that though take a look at all these tweets about impeachment. Some of them are pretty funny. If you like one of ‘em give back and follow the person what wrote it. And once we’re all done reading these tweets let’s collectively Rip Van Winkle the shit out of this mess and hopefully wake up in a better, healthier world where the climate crisis has been solved and Trump is just a black stain in our past.
I’d like to thank Nancy Pelosi for giving me the the worst thanksgiving of my life
— Caleb Synan (@calebsynan) September 24, 2019
Personally I think the Democrats are making a huge mistake. Remember that the Clinton impeachment backfired and as a result Al Gore won the 2000 election
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 25, 2019
‘impeach’ is also what Nancy Pelosi says when she’s choosing her character on Mario Kart.
Thanks in advance for the RTs.
Fred
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 24, 2019
Ok but these guys didn’t allow women to vote pic.twitter.com/2HArYRCFZL
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) September 25, 2019
Nancy Pelosi didn’t want to impeach, but once Trump crossed the Rubicon by trying to make it hard for the children of Democratic leadership to earn 600 grand lobbying for a foreign government it became personal.
— Medicare For All (@David_Feldman_) September 24, 2019
waiting for impeachment news like… pic.twitter.com/zEd3qz1Kas
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) September 24, 2019
I don’t mean to interrupt the Impeachment news but I thought you should know the kid “helping” his mom in the self-checkout lane in front of me isn’t exactly helping.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) September 24, 2019
Impeachment news even reached us here at Tokyo DisneySea. Here’s Mr. Potato Head supporting a full investigation. pic.twitter.com/UNI1GdfUl0
— Zach Broussard (@ZachBroussard) September 25, 2019
i’m as happy as the next that there’s an impeachment, but twitter is going to be the absolute fucking worst place in the world while it’s happening so i’m gone till it’s over email me or whatever
— Timothy Simons (@timothycsimons) September 24, 2019
Impeachment is the OG cancel culture
— Alise Morales (@AliseNavidad) September 24, 2019
Sure impeachment sounds great but we don’t want to do anything extreme that could upset the people who get upset by a sign on a bathroom
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 24, 2019