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The Sultry, Silly Witchboard Is a Handsome Horror Return for Chuck Russell

The Sultry, Silly Witchboard Is a Handsome Horror Return for Chuck Russell
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A quarter of a century is a long time to take off from a genre, when it’s the one you’re perhaps most lovingly associated with as a filmmaker. It’s been 25 years since the last time writer-director Chuck Russell spun a horror yarn … and even then, the film in question was 2000’s critically reviled Bless the Child, one of the few of its era to have not received some kind of postmortem “this is secretly a hidden gem!” treatment from Letterboxd tastemakers. Given that, it’s entirely reasonable for the average film/horror geek to be a little leery of Russell reemerging (though he’s been directing indie projects again since the mid-2010s) to tackle a remake of 1986’s minor cult classic Witchboard of all things. It’s only natural to ask the obvious question: Does the guy still have it?

It’s a pleasure to report that the answer, for the most part, is yes–the reimagined Witchboard is relentlessly entertaining, nasty in its misanthropic delight in messing with its characters, stylishly put together, and unexpectedly sexy to boot. Deeply silly but more narratively ambitious than one would likely expect, it’s bursting (honestly overstuffed) with ideas and cinematic verve, taking advantage of a slightly longer runtime to really venture into increasingly bonkers metaphysical territory as it draws on and creates new cinematic tropes for movies about witches. As long as the viewer can roll with a little tonal drift, it’s easy to appreciate Russell’s still sharp sense of humor, his panache, and the deliciously arch performance of Stranger Things star Jamie Campbell Bower in particular, who brings the kind of gravitas to a villain performance that you might have expected to get out of Vincent Price in the 1970s or Jeffrey Coombs in the 1980s.

Perhaps it should be no big surprise to see Russell thrive again with horror material, but considering the true chasm that exists between the present year and his most cherished genre works–1987’s all-time slasher sequel A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors and 1988’s squelchy sci-fi FX extravaganza The Blob–it’s a pleasant thrill to see him back in such form. And indeed, Russell does consider Witchboard as the third, long-delayed part in a trio of horror reimaginations that includes those two previous titles. And unlike some of his other more recent work, this one feels like it has the budget, the imagination and the passion to stand alongside those classics.

Witchboard begins its reimagination of the material by ditching the title object in question: The 1986 film was a progenitor of the “haunted/evil Ouija board” subgenre, but several Hollywood forays in that direction meant that Russell would need a new focal point for his story. He finds it in the concept of the pendulum board–a circular board in which the user calls upon a supernatural presence to move a dangling object or chain toward various markings and writings, thus revealing the answer to one’s questions. The board in question belonged to a 17th century French witch by the oddly Lovecraftian-sounding name of Naga Soth (Antonia Desplat), executed after seeking supernatural revenge against Bishop Grogan (David La Haye), the hypocritical false man of god who is implied to have abused her behind closed doors. In this way we establish our witch as both antagonist and revisionist antihero seeking justified payback, echoing something like the treatment of the witch in Leigh Janiak’s Fear Street trilogy, and certainly better established than the half-baked, nonsensical attempt at a similar turn in last year’s House of Spoils. When the titular board ends up in the hands of fiancees Emily (Madison Iseman) and Christian (Aaron Dominguez), two budding restaurateurs preparing to open an upscale cafe in New Orleans, we can quickly see that Emily will fall under its influence, becoming a tool of vengeance from beyond the grave … but perhaps someone also has intentions to manipulate our witch as well?

In its first half, Witchboard is largely content to deliver on expected supernatural horror tropes–the persistent cat motif unsurprisingly results in not just one but multiple instances of the hoary “it was only a cat” fakeout, but you couldn’t ask for a better animal performance regardless. What propels Witchboard here is its visual stylishness and slick editing, whether in clever transitions that play with viewer perspective, or the use of reflections (such as on shiny copper kitchen pots and pans) to follow an otherwise invisible witchy presence, or the effective humor of foreshadowing over-the-top bloodshed to come, as in a shot of trays of gleaming steaknives being delivered to restaurant patrons when we already have a good idea of exactly how they’re going to be used. Perfectly amused by it all is the aforementioned Jamie Campbell Bower as occult expert Alexander Babtiste, the man seemingly pulling all the strings with thespian élan. Bower has the air of a star about him, a magnetism and suave, velvety voice that pairs well with a haughty sense of arrogance.

In its back half, however, Witchboard breaks free from any expected trajectory, growing more ambitiously zany with a story that goes as far as to thrust its characters’ souls and identities across time and space, rather than confining them to the (more affordable) present day. At the same time, it does lose track of any pretense of its formerly macabre mood in the final 20 minutes of supernatural melodrama, giving up on any attempt to genuinely frighten its audience and instead embracing heightened supernatural action and over-the-top performances from the likes of Iseman and Bower. It’s a fair trade, and the film works well on a wavelength that is at times a hair or two away from camp. One thing remains constant: Witchboard’s ridiculously potent sexual energy and air of eroticism, which make it quite an unconventional standout in a genre that has grown increasingly staid in recent years. This is the most purely horny wide release horror film I’ve seen in years upon years, filled with a menagerie of extremely hot people who look like they all want to jump each other at every possible moment, whether or not it makes any particular sense. In the sexless horror world, it’s refreshing in an absurd sort of way.

The end result is a handsome, old-fashioned spook show crossed with a sexy, metaphysical revenge tale, resulting in a joyous mixed bag of effective scares and pure cheese. It’s perhaps reminiscent of nothing so much as a film like Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell, without as many overt gags or an eating disorder subtext, but plenty of grisliness to match Raimi’s comical gross-out proclivities. Whether it’s delivering comically gory, Final Destination-style death scenes or an impossibly beautiful supermodel actress proclaiming that her thesis was on “shamanistic traditions,” Witchboard is unified by a wry sense of absurd humor and a loving appreciation for genre handiwork, enlivened by above-average technical production from Russell’s team. The spell it casts is more than strong enough for a rewardingly silly night at the movies.

Director: Chuck Russell
Writers: Chuck Russell, Greg McKay
Stars: Madison Iseman, Aaron Dominguez, Jamie Campbell Bower, Melanie Jarnson, Charlie Tahan, Antonia Desplat
Release date: Aug. 14, 2025


Jim Vorel is Paste’s Movies editor and resident genre geek. You can follow him on Twitter or on Bluesky for more film writing.

 
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