this is still only the second darkest timeline behind “Big Bird actually went up on the Challenger”
— ???? Dollars Horton ???? (@crushingbort) June 2, 2017
— Boah ? (@zboah) June 2, 2017
“You have contributed to our economy” is such a beautiful tribute https://t.co/wlCyVDEMQx
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) June 2, 2017
this inadvertently sums up our insufficient approach to the problem https://t.co/KSq6aSZSrd
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) June 2, 2017
To me the strangest part of the Kathy Griffin thing is that she had endorsement deals with like five different toilet-related businesses
— derek davison (@dwdavison9318) June 2, 2017
The Thing (1982): The boys crack open a cold one to disastrous effect.
— candle (@ragzouken) June 1, 2017
me every day pic.twitter.com/Do5EbBS0bz
— tom philip, moron. (@tommphilip) June 2, 2017
— kai (@_warsaw) June 2, 2017
the wendys social media team does it again!!!! pic.twitter.com/ldlpL9mJn6
— stefan (@boring_as_heck) June 3, 2017
The only thing Bill Maher could say that’d shock me would be a good joke.
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) June 3, 2017
BREAKING-Flynn told Kislyak to “chive on”
— Godzilla Mindset (@ByYourLogic) June 3, 2017
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) June 3, 2017
Well this is strike one for Bill Maher
— Branson Reese (@bransonreese) June 3, 2017
cool, boomers are killing healthcare and the planet https://t.co/chNIBVmxnh
— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) June 3, 2017
“Nah man, say it. It’ll be hilarious”-me to Bill Maher 12 hours ago
— Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) June 3, 2017
[I start to fall asleep] mmm slumberland
[i am awoken by a terrifying thought] she scared Barron!
— #1 VERY GOOD BOY (@markmarklittle) June 4, 2017