It’s June now. Soon it will be summer. Whole species of birds have returned north for another season of making nests and babies and smashing into windows. Your favorite television series are wrapping up or starting anew. It’s hot. It’s getting hotter. Sprinklers are sprinkling and hoses hosing. Somewhere a dog is lying down in some shade. Have a nice nap, little doggy. Dream sweet doggy dreams. When you wake up the world will still be here, maybe, and if it’s not, let these tweets be our legacy. Except for the “covfefe” ones.
Good move for Blue Apron to file an IPO, they could only do podcasts for so long
— Calvin Lord (@calvinthelord) June 2, 2017
Rick, I’m gonna blow your fuckin mind by telling you about this thing called battery storage https://t.co/lTldbvooVJ
— Rock Strongo (@greatopinionman) June 1, 2017
I wonder why the fat 71-year-old who had to take a deep breath every three words of his speech isn’t worried about sea levels in 2030
— Hayes Davenport (@hayesdavenport) June 1, 2017
Um… does Donald Trump think the Paris Accord… is actually about Paris? pic.twitter.com/fMExBuD9Ma
— Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) June 1, 2017
“And also I represent Victorville not Versailles, so fuck that treaty. WW1 is back on baby!” https://t.co/BFhO8tnmzM
— Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) June 1, 2017