Purity Vodka
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I hate to say it, but I don’t really get excited about vodka. Some of the Russian and Eastern European traditions surrounding vodka are pretty exciting to me. I like any tradition that involves little pickles and multiple glasses of ice cold booze. I like the idea of knocking that booze back quickly, in shot form, but always with friends and always under the auspices of a special occasion. (Hey, let’s all get together and celebrate National Tiny Pickle Day!) And I love the idea of finishing a bottle after you open it. It’s bad luck to leave any vodka in the bottle. All of these Russian traditions excite me, but the vodka itself? Meh.
I mean, it’s odorless, colorless and unless you’re buying the good stuff, it basically tastes like burning. And let’s be honest, most of the time, I’m not buying the good stuff. I certainly went through a martini phase where I would drown a few ounces of Ketel One in olive brine, but these days, if I’m drinking vodka, it’s whatever is in the well poured hastily into some tonic and doused with lime.
But I am self-aware enough to realize that this is my own personal hang up. There’s great vodka out there. Vodka that is not odorless or tasteless. Robust vodkas made from wheat or rye and sometimes potatoes. Woody Creek, out of Colorado, comes to mind. Reyka, out of Iceland is good. And you really can’t go wrong with Ketel One or Grey Goose. Still, how can you get excited about vodka when there’s bourbon in the world?
And yet, when Purity Vodka came across my desk, I was intrigued. It’s a Swedish brand that makes vodka from organic wheat and barley and distills it 34 times. That’s a lot. Grey Goose is distilled five times. Tito’s is distilled six times. Belvedere is distilled four times. Then you have Effen Vodka which is distilled 100 times.