A Definitive Ranking of Summer BBQ Side Dishes
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The days of the summer BBQ are upon us, and that means it’s time to fire up our grills and venture to the butcher shop (or mushroom shop, if you don’t partake in the meat-eating rituals of summer BBQ). But that doesn’t mean that the main courses have to steal the show. In fact, in my mind, the side dishes are the reason we’re really there in the first place. I’ve ranked some of the classic BBQ side dishes I grew up on in the Midwest and the South U.S., starting with my least favorite and working my way down to the sides I could eat as a main course. Of course, you may disagree with some of my rankings, but we all know I’m at least right about the number-one slot.
10. Onion Rings
I’m sorry, but why? Onion rings belong squarely in fast food territory, so I don’t know why anyone would want to add them to a BBQ lineup. It’s hot out… can’t we just have fresh onions? Why do we need to batter and fry them so they’re piping hot for ten minutes and then soggy for the rest of the party? If you bring onion rings to a BBQ I’m throwing, you’re automatically on dish duty.
9. Baked Beans
Baked beans are delicious in theory and usually mediocre in practice. The sauce is somehow always too sweet, even when the person who brought them claims they “aren’t sweet at all.” (I know you added ketchup to these beans, Brenda!) I’ll always take a spoonful or two, but I’m always left with more than I want to eat.
8. Coleslaw
This ranking is highly dependent on the nature of the coleslaw in question. The typical creamy stuff that looks like it’s sitting in a bath of warm milk after an hour outside? It’s lucky it didn’t rank even worse on this list. But the fresh, dairy product-free slaw that highlights crunchy vegetables in a light, acidic dressing? That kind of coleslaw could easily snag the top spot.
7. Mac and Cheese
I know I’m going to get hate for this one, but it’s true: Mac and cheese is usually just okay at a summer BBQ. Don’t get me wrong—I love mac and cheese. I just don’t want a hot, cheesy side dish in the middle of the summer. This may be a hot take, but when it comes to BBQ dishes, if it wasn’t cooked on the grill, it should be cold, and that’s where mac and cheese misses the mark.