Jennifer’s Body

Release Date: Sept. 18
Director: Karyn Kusama
Writers: Diablo Cody
Starring: Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Johnny Simmons
Studio/Run Time: Fox Atomic, 102 mins.
Megan Fox and Diablo Cody give a new meaning to the phrase “man-eater”
Two years ago, Diablo Cody surprised audiences with her script for Juno. It was a witty and heartfelt film, and Cody’s first foray into screenwriting. Her follow-up, Jennifer’s Body, is almost entirely devoid of these traits.Rather, the opposite: it’s trite, generally predictable and crass.
Jennifer Check (Megan Fox) is well aware that she’s the resident Barbie doll of her small town, Devil’s Kettle. She’s constantly adding gloss to her already-shiny, permanently pouting lips and wears as little clothing as possible (apparently Devil’s Kettle is located in the part of the country where winter jackets and barely-there skirts are a logical outfit choice). And wrapped around Jennifer’s little finger, along with the entire male population of Devil’s Kettle High, is her best friend “Needy” Lesnicky (Amanda Seyfried). Unlike Jennifer, Needy keeps herself covered, wears glasses and is in a take-things-slow relationship with her beau.
Jennifer and Needy have been the very best of friends their whole lives—at least, so proclaims their matching heart-shaped “BFF” necklaces. Yet it’s clear that Needy makes more sacrifices in their friendship, and the manipulative Jennifer keeps her friend in the long shadow cast by the spotlight she lives under. Needy takes all of Jennifer’s abuse in stride because “sandbox love never dies.” The girls’ relationship becomes strained when Needy realizes that some of Jennifer’s newly-adopted quirks—like arriving at her house covered in blood and projectile-vomiting a tar-like substance—may somehow be related to the twisted murders of local young men.
Jennifer is to blame for the killings, though through no real fault of her own. When the struggling band Low Shoulder (led by an guylinered Adam Brody) comes through Devil’s Kettle, they’re on the prowl for a virgin to sacrifice to Satan, thinking they have no other chance of making it in the dog-eat-dog world of indie rock. But Jennifer hasn’t been a virgin for years, and the sacrifice turns her into a nigh-indestructible demon that needs human flesh to survive. So while Jennifer may massacre men and eat their organs, she’s also something of a victim.