The Best (and Most Nauseating) Jackass 4.5 Stunts
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Cannes Film Festival 2022 dark horse Jackass 4.5 (don’t look that up to confirm) hit streaming on Netflix this past weekend, the companion piece to February’s Jackass Forever. Since the second Jackass movie back in 2006, a feature-length follow-up has always been released not long after a new Jackass entry, highlighting unused footage and stunts from said film in addition to interviews between the cast and crew. In this one, we also go behind the scenes of the crew’s elaborate introductory bit—Pontisaurus Rex—which Jeff Tremaine, Johnny Knoxville and Spike Jonze admit was their most expensive dick joke ever produced. As the long-awaited arrival of Jackass Forever helped heal our broken nation, the arrival of Jackass 4.5 signals another important cultural touchstone: Allowing us to come together over penis and ball mutilation.
My first thought after watching Jackass Forever was that, having recently gotten into the Jackass oeuvre during the year prior, this new film was both particularly hilarious in comparison to previous installments and particularly hard to watch (in no small part due to the repeated testicular trauma inflicted upon poor Danger Ehren). I assumed that Jackass 4.5 would have its fair share of bits that were similarly difficult to stomach. But I had no expectation that I would be shielding my eyes from about 80% of the 90-minute film. In fact, as I found myself uncertain if my dinner was going to crawl up my esophagus at numerous points, I would argue that the stunts and pranks in Jackass 4.5 are even more noxious and repellent than the ones featured in Jackass Forever. It’s nothing short of a triumph.
Thus, we decided to take a look at the 10 best stunts featured in Jackass 4.5:
10. Blindfold Race
The crux of the Blindfold Race is simple: Blindfold a bunch of the Jackass guys and make them race against one another. Already a pretty dicey endeavor, but this is Jackass. If it were just that and that alone, it would be a little too simple. At the last minute, while the competitors have already been blindfolded, the rest of the crew brings in a bunch of insane obstacles placed all along the racetrack. The blindfolded racers have no other expectation than that they have to race one another without their vision, so they’re already compromised—but they are also expecting their path to be completely clear. Instead, the racers begin wildly crashing into things like street signs and children’s toys and chairs and even an entire shed, and suddenly it’s not just a race but a fight for their damn lives.
9. Fire in the Hole
One of the first bits featured in Jackass 4.5, “Fire in the Hole” entails the fellas, quite plainly, pouring hot sauce straight into each other’s assholes. This is a bit which feels pretty innocuous on the surface but gets harder to stomach the more you think about it and the more you watch. The bit concludes with Johnny Knoxville graciously handing each of his comrades a popsicle to cool off. Not to be eaten, of course, but Dave England gets the bright idea to try it both ways to regrettable effect.
8. Ballknocker
Sometimes the least complicated Jackass stunts can be the most dangerous. Case in point: Ballknockers fashions itself like a Newton’s Cradle with a twist, wherein the largest Jackass members, Preston Lacy and Zach Holmes, are dressed up in shining silver suits, suspended and pulled on either side of a wooden support with bungee cords—the outer “balls”—and the smallest member, Wee Man, is suspended in the middle—the inside “ball”—cushioned lightly by a few balloons. The outer balls are then let go and crash into the inside ball, and you can’t help but wince in terror when it happens. Immediately after Preston and Zach crash into him, Wee Man looks considerably dazed, hand to his head and not speaking until he asks if it looks like his head is bleeding. When asked how it felt, he replies “like a car crash.”
7. Down the Clown
Down the Clown isn’t a particularly brutal stunt to watch until you get to the end and realize exactly what the guys just went through. Like a game you’d play at a carnival, the guys dress up as clowns and stand spaced out in a group, as a professional tennis player whacks balls at them at top speed in order to knock them down. The effect of just how hard she’s hitting the balls doesn’t really translate in the moment, even as Eric Andre and Johnny Knoxville double over in distress. It’s when the bit ends and Preston Lacy takes off his shirt to reveal a sickening, bullseye-shaped bruise on his stomach that you realize just how fucked-up that woman’s swing is (and over the end credits, we get another glimpse at Preston’s revolting bruise).