She’s Out Of My League

Release Date: March 12
Director: Jim Field Smith
Writer: Sean Anders and John Morris
Cinematographer: Jim Denault
Starring: Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve, T.J. Miller, Krysten Ritter
Studio/Runtime: Dreamworks, 104 mins.
Fresh takes on stale storyline add up to slightly above average comedy
If there ever was a movie to deserve a rating, She’s Out Of My League is the one. After all, the whole premise revolves around the theme of a rating system—and, no matter how he calculates it, Kirk (Jay Baruchel) keeps coming up short.
Kirk lives at home and works as a lowly airport security officer, his wrinkled uniform only emphasizing his scrawny physique. He spends all his time with either the same guys he’s known since childhood or his snotty ex-girlfriend and her new chip-stealing boyfriend. All this adds up to one, middle-of-the-road conclusion: Kirk is a hard five.
Molly is a successful event planner. She’s smart, beautiful (ridiculously beautiful, in fact) and wealthy, exhibiting nary a flaw. This puts her in a whole different class than Kirk: Molly is a hard 10.
Throughout the movie, Kirk’s friends remind him that there’s a set of rules to go along with the rating system. (“That five-point disparity—that’s a chasm,” pal Stainer says.) So we’ve decided to follow the rules and judge the movie on a similar scale of pros and cons:
It’s a storyline we’ve seen played out time and time again: Unattractive guy leading loser lifestyle somehow gets the gorgeous babe who’s got her life together. (Subtract 12)
The music is absurdly predictable, featuring songs like the ‘90s single “She’s So High Above Me” by Tal Bachman and The Fray’s inescapable Top 40 hit “Over My Head (Cable Car).” (Subtract 14)