On the Tenth Anniversary of Borat‘s Release, the Film’s Crucial Question Remains Unanswered

How convenient it is that two of the Trumpocalypse’s most terrifyingly clairvoyant cinematic horses both celebrate their tenth anniversary this year.
One of those horses is Mike Judge’s brilliant Idiocracy, whose dystopian, profane, profoundly stupid future was only off by 490 years. Donald Trump’s defense of his penis size on CNN could be placed directly into the mouth of Terry Crews’ President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, and we wouldn’t know the difference. But plenty of other great writers have already covered Idiocracy’s decennial, which happened in September. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan has its own anniversary on Nov. 3, and it also happens to be one of my favorite films of all time.
Aside from The Graduate, which I first saw two months into my unemployed, post-college life, Borat is the only movie that has ever totally encapsulated my zeitgeist. I think I must’ve snuck into the theater to see it, because I was 13 in November 2006: a cocky, smart-ass eighth grader, the captain of the (state champion!) junior high school quiz bowl team, possessed of an annoying combination of self-aware intellect, an adolescent boy’s penchant for toilet humor, and a sieve-like verbal filter. Borat checked off every single one of my boxes. It was political enough that I could feel that snobbish sense of high-brow understanding, talk to my equally smart-ass friends about the ignorance of Americanus southernalus and gloat that we were far, far smarter than them. But if I’m being honest, I was really the most taken with moments like Borat handing a sock full of his own shit to a genteel Alabaman lady.
Some tendencies never die. When I rewatched the film a couple weeks ago, I found myself giggling uncontrollably at the poop-laden sock, and the ice cream truck with the bear inside, and Borat letting loose a live chicken on a New York subway. It’s never too late to be a kid again, right?
Perhaps I felt like the self I was during George W. Bush’s presidency because Borat itself, as foreboding as it has proven to be, is still very much rooted in its time. America in the mid-2000s was in a very strange position globally. Most of the world hated us for our unilateral intervention in and subsequent occupation of Iraq. We Americans were even starting to hate ourselves for it. By November 2006, only 38 percent of us approved of our president; an unbelievably low 7% of Democrats liked what Bush was doing. But Dubya remained the commander in chief, and Republicans controlled both houses of Congress. It was a very, very secure time to be a rural white American man. The deep-seated fear of the alien, whatever race or creed, was still there—it was just buried under fuzzy blankets of faith that the America they knew, the country that favored their exact demographic, would endure.
Borat’s greatest accomplishment was to put these people in positions of simultaneous comfort and discomfort. On one hand, there’s the apprehension he elicited from a number of folks he encountered along his cross-country, quixotic quest for Pamela Anderson’s hand. It’s actually in New York that he received the least friendly welcome, but that was more a result of him being generally obnoxious. For a better glimpse of the ways Sacha Baron Cohen made Americans squirm, see his now-notorious singing of the “Kazakh national anthem” at a Virginia rodeo, or his assertion to a group of feminists that women and squirrels have brains the same size, or the aforementioned literal shitshow of a dinner party. It ended with him inviting over a “prostitute” (played by Luenell, one of a handful of actual actors in the film) and running from the cops.
On the other hand, Borat encouraged people’s latent fear and hatred of Jews, Muslims, LGBT people, blacks, and women by presenting himself as an equally prejudiced person—and, crucially, a person who, as a non-entity in their daily circles of interaction, could serve as a harmless outlet for these beliefs. For those suckers who thought Borat would keep a secret, there is only one proper reaction.
Come, bear witness to the medal stand of wonders put on display over the course of the movie.
Honorable mention: Borat asks a gun store owner what firearm would be best for killing Jews. The man calmly suggests a 9mm or a .45, then chuckles as Borat impersonates a Jew-murdering Dirty Harry.
Swiping the bronze: A Hummer salesman who tells Borat he could kill a Gypsy if he hits 35-40 miles per hour. Interestingly, this guy omits the word “pussy” from “pussy magnet.”
Snagging the silver: Rodeo manager Bobby Rowe tells Borat to shave his mustache because “every picture we get back from the terrorists, from anything else, the Muslims, they look like you.” He goes on to admit that anytime he sees a Muslim, he wonders if he’s “got a bomb strapped to him.”