American Horror Story: Coven: “Bitchcraft” (Episode 3.01)

Even though each season of American Horror Story is its own standalone story, it’d hard not to compare the three seasons, especially in terms of themes and problems that creators Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk bring to every new story. American Horror Story’s first season—retroactively titled Murder House—was a slightly distracting blend of parody and camp that didn’t always work. Yet last season’s Asylum was a dark representation of memories and dealing with trauma with good doses of insanity that made the show so popular. But even Murphy has admitted that Asylum was maybe too dark, which brings us to Coven, a season that starts out with the darkness of Asylum, but quickly moves to a lighter Murder House-ian tone.
Considering how wackadoo the pilots for all three seasons have been, with everything from Rubber Man ghost rapes to institutionalizing thanks to alien abductions, “Bitchcraft” is surprisingly tame, even grounded. Of course there’s still weirdness—the first episode does bring a living minotaur and a character who literally screws people to death—but it doesn’t feel quite as blatantly nuts starting off.
In fact “Bitchcraft” makes Coven start off very similarly to the first X-Men movie. Returning to the AHS Repertoire Players is Taissa Farmiga as Zoe, who upon trying to lose her virginity ends up causing her partner to bleed from the face and die of a brain aneurysm. So her parents let her know that her family has a history of witchcraft (a little late, Mom and Dad!) and they ship her off to Miss Robichaux’s Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies—a name that both reminds of X-Men and Harry Potter—in New Orleans.
While the school used to be highly populated, attendance is way down. In fact she’s only one of four students, which include Emma Roberts, Gabourey Sidibe and Jamie Brewer, each with different powers. Roberts can use telepathy, Brewer is clairvoyant and is hinted might be the smartest of them all, and Sidibe is basically a human voodoo doll. They’re led by the school’s head mistress, played by Sarah Paulson, who seems to be repressing her talents and has a fear of the problems being a young witch in the viral age could bring about.