On TV, Star Trek and Star Wars Now Cater Only to Franchise Synergy, Digital Necromancy

There is a ton of fiction out there, but only a comparatively few works support what you’d call “fandom,” the creation of a community that revolves around loving and being an expert in the long (long, long) history of some alternate world. Stuff like Harry Potter or any of its grittier knockoffs is designed around growing a fandom: Laying solid bricks of lore on which to build a world worth writing fan fiction about (and then, occasionally, suing those who do).
Star Wars and Star Trek were old when these other intellectual properties were young, and both are an order of magnitude deeper than almost any other. Few works have been as over-analyzed, picked apart, ret-conned, and reworked as much as America’s two banner science fiction worlds, which are both the singular, curious works of singular, curious men. And now, as both franchises grow beyond their original creators’ influences or intentions, their fandoms have truly never had more of everything they could possibly want out of these stories, no matter what particular niche in 50-or-so years of movies and shows strikes their fancy: You can lie on the couch and use your PlayStation controller to cue up TV episodes in which a holographic Captain Janeway wins a fistfight with a cyborg, or some inessential crew aboard a Starfleet vessel prank call Armus. If you like obscure characters like Cad Bane from the Clone Wars era of Star Wars but also want to see a young Luke Skywalker in his prime and Boba Fett ride a freaking rancor, you need watch just two episodes of The Book of Boba Fett.
If they wanted to, lovers of these franchises could easily watch nothing else: There will soon be five concurrent Star Trek television shows between Star Trek: Discovery, Picard, Star Trek: Prodigy, The Lower Decks, and the forthcoming prequel series Strange New Worlds, in accordance with a strategy of apparently trying to cater to every age-group at once. Star Wars has produced season after season of CGI cartoon shows, found some success with the occasionally quite creative Star Wars: Visions, and now has two (one and a half?) live action series in The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett, with Obi-Wan Kenobi on the horizon.
And yet, as somebody who grew up on both of these expansive, interconnected stories and these colorful characters, it feels like somewhere, a single gnarled finger on a monkey’s paw has curled inward. Why, you may also be wondering, does it feel like the latest deluge of content (The Book of Boba Fett can be called nothing but “content”) and the promise for an ever-intensifying fire hose of more of it fail to impress? Besides the fact that some of it (like The Book of Boba Fett) is kinda bad?
Fear not! I watched way too much of these shows in order to find out.
Seared into the memory of every Star Wars fan is the moment in the cantina (you know which cantina, on which planet, in which movie) when Obi-Wan pulls his lightsaber out and effortlessly severs the limb of some thug. (I am not looking the thug’s name up, but I’m sure you could. I’m sure somebody has written a novelette or short story about him). It’s a moment right out of Westerns and samurai flicks, one that establishes Kenobi as more dangerous than he appears, and demonstrates just why you don’t want to mix it up with somebody who has a laser sword. It’s a moment that is grounding the world in terms you understand while revealing character and doing something cool with VFX.
You can compare something like this to two scenes in an episode of The Book of Boba Fett to get to the heart of what rubs me the wrong away about the show. “Chapter 6” ends with two important scenes that set up the events of the finale. One character is visited by a stranger out of the desert, an alien dude with Lee Van Cleef’s glower, fashion sense, and quick draw aptitude, everything framed like you might see in a Sergio Leone joint. In another scene, the infant Grogu (you also know him as “Baby Yoda”) is given a choice right out of Lone Wolf and Cub, somewhat unsurprisingly: Choose the lightsaber and remain with a video game model of Luke Skywalker to learn the ways of the Jedi, or choose the gift Mando gave him and return to a life of attachment and getting to hang out with Pedro Pascal while he flies spaceships and kills dudes for money.