Fox’s Rocky Horror Remake Is a Self-Conscious Dud
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When Fox broadcast Grease Live! back in January, it was, somewhat unsurprisingly, a ratings smash. The live musical production, which consisted of 21 indoor and outdoor set pieces, was successful in unexpected ways. Grease is a timeworn production, one that had been performed countless times on big and small stages. Yet it felt temporarily revitalized by an illusion of spontaneity and the introduction of cameras. Grease Live! often felt more like a magic trick than a production—even the bumpiest moments were offset with a constant sense of visual invention.
Fox’s follow-up, The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again, is an attempt to rebottle that sensation, but there are far more barriers to adapting Jim Sharman’s pioneering 1975 cult classic. Granted, the pure insanity of the film evolved long ago from a piece of counterculture madness into a mass-market celebration of the spectrum of identity. But even as the original film has been co-opted by every theater kid doing a monologue and kitschy merchandise at your local Hot Topic, The Rocky Horror Picture Show has maintained its spirit of transgression.
With its pansexual exhibitionism, breathlessly horny narrative, and a soundtrack inspired by glam icons like The New York Dolls, David Bowie, and T. Rex, The Rocky Horror Picture Show still feels effortlessly dangerous, more like a party than a cinematic experience. That all sounds like it would lend itself to the context of the filmed stage, but Do the Time Warp Again is hopelessly caught in the middle between the glossiness of high-budget stage musicals and the demented, anything-goes camp of the film.
Directed and choreographed by Kenny Ortega, who made his name on the High School Musical series, this reincarnation feels bizarrely staid, especially given Ortega’s penchant for dynamic dance and musical sequences. Occasionally, there’s an attempt to genuflect toward the unfettered energy of the original film, but, in general, there’s almost none of the trickery that elevated Grease Live, let alone the High School Musical series.
Drabness is far from the main problem, though. Rather, nearly every element of the show feels overly considered, from the acting to the production design to the arrangements. There’s such a self-conscious pressure hanging over this production. Even the most concrete additions to the original text are just moments pandering to fans who’ve experienced the movie version in all its glory (with audience members throwing props and anticipating lines). The moments of true subversion are totally accidental, times when the cast feels like they’re being unleashed rather than reined in by the production.
The opening even belies the deeply conservative approach to Fox’s adaptation, forgoing the film’s signature opening—those lips!—for one in which new character Usherette (Ivy Levan) sings an orchestral version of “Science Fiction/Double Feature” in a movie theater that’s showing Rocky Horror Picture Show.