Saturday Night Live: “Ryan Gosling / Jay-Z”

Well, at least this guy hasn’t shown up—yet.
Saturday Night Live seasons bleed into one another. The faces in the opening credits might change, the credits themselves get refreshed every few years, but it’s largely the same show from year to year—the same structure, the same band, the same music, the same types of sketches and same specific characters for years at a time. They’re still doing parodies of daytime game shows decades after The Price is Right emerged as the only survivor of the network game show mass extinction event.
Like most institutions, Saturday Night Live is resistant to change. That’ll probably be more true than ever this season, coming right after its highest-rated year in decades and after winning every other Emmy a couple of weeks ago. SNL’s riding a commercial and critical high (well, kind of on that second point—how often do TV critics and Emmy voters overlap, anyway?) but creatively it’s about as stagnant as it’s always been. Last night’s season premiere, hosted by Ryan Gosling, was limp, overly familiar, and largely pulled its punches, and will be remembered pretty much only for Gosling’s near-constant breaking and one fantastic pre-taped segment that aired close to 1 AM.
Obviously it was going to start with Alec Baldwin bringing back his mannered Trump impersonation, and so that’s where it did, with another lifeless political sketch with characters rooted less in our reality than in the one that SNL has constructed throughout the course of Trump’s campaign and administration. Kate McKinnon playing Jeff Sessions as a cross between Pee Wee Herman and a demonic murderous doll is certainly a concept, and she commits to it as thoroughly as she does to anything, but what is it trying to say? What’s funny about that? It’s a caricature with almost no basis in the real world. The most egregious example of this is the sketch’s kicker, when Baldwin’s Trump and Alex Moffat’s Chuck Schumer bond over New York pizza, as if Trump at heart is just a regular guy from Queens and not the living embodiment of how wealth and opulence doesn’t just strangle you off from anything resembling reality but instills actual contempt for the rest of humanity. Portraying Trump as just dumb, bored and incompetent is bad, toothless, safe satire, but is about as far as the show is willing to go.
We’re suffering through a surfeit of political comedy today, very little of which is actually smart or beneficial or even just funny. SNL still has the loudest voice in that room, but it’s also the least essential. Take this week’s Weekend Update. Despite a rare burst of legitimate indignation from Michael Che, who swapped out his standard shrugging and smirking with a pointed condemnation of Trump’s undeniable racism, most of the jokes softly focused on obvious targets. The show’s still grappling with its unconscionable decision to let Trump host an episode during the campaign, a black mark that it’ll probably never fully erase. McKinnon’s Angela Merkel impersonation, which had exhausted itself long ago, and Moffat and Gosling’s “Guy Who Just Bought a Boat / Guy Who Just Joined Soho House” douche bro stereotypes just doubled down on Update’s aimlessness.
It’s telling that the commercial parody for Levi’s Wokes—formless, unflattering pants for those who don’t believe in labels and artificial constructs like style, size and gender—felt more pointed in its commentary than the Trump cold open. With its bad hipster stereotypes and clear derision of a cartoonish version of the concept of “wokeness,” this felt like something Drunk Uncle could’ve written.