Adventures of a Waterboy by Mike Scott
A bang on the ear

When Bob Dylan’s memoir, Chronicles, Vol. One, appeared in 2004, I approached the book with a mix of anticipation and trepidation—tantalized by the possibilities of Bob Dylan telling his own story, but resigned to the likelihood of suffering through 256 pages of Tarantula/“Outlined Epitaphs”-style inscrutable verbal noodling.
Chronicles turned out to be a bit too episodic to constitute anything like the whole story of Bob Dylan, but each episode proved fascinating, evoking times and places and characters in Dylan’s orbit as only Dylan himself could, in prose more coherent and lucid than most expected Dylan to write. If it left readers with the suspicion that this charming, unassuming storyteller was simply wearing his “candor” mask—the same mask Dylan would don in the interview segments of Martin Scorcese’s No Direction Home two years later—Chronicles nonetheless proved an immensely satisfying and rewarding read.
Adventures of a Waterboy, the new memoir by Waterboys founder and longtime bandleader Mike Scott, similarly defies expectations. Penned by a Scottish roots-rock icon who reputedly spent much of the defining decade of his 30-year music career refusing interviews, squashing fanzines, disappearing for years at a time in the Celtic mists and generally refusing to let the story of his life, loves and music be told by anything but the music itself, Adventures of a Waterboy turns out to be surprisingly revealing and direct.
Scott recounts his adventures among friends and lovers, music and the music business with all the verbal dexterity, insight, wit, intensity, clarity of purpose, and soul-baring, ecstatic awe that made Waterboys songs like “The Whole of the Moon,” “A Church Not Made With Hands,” “Fisherman’s Blues,” “The Pan Within,” and “You in the Sky” resonate so powerfully with the band’s fans through the years. The book takes readers on a rollicking journey through the ’80s UK pop-rockscape. It presents roots-rock excavations of formerly rootless third-generation rockers … and the adventures of a man and a band that never came close to making the same record twice.
Like Dylan himself, Mike Scott has spent much of his career bidding restless farewells to music styles and scenes, ever in search of a new sound and new sources of inspiration. If you’re a Waterboys fan, or ever were, your impression of the band and the kind of music it makes (or made) likely depends on where and when you climbed aboard. Some tuned in to the sax-driven, bombastic “Big Music” of A Pagan Place and This is the Sea, and were caught off guard by the rootsier and folkier sounds of Fisherman’s Blues and Room to Roam. Others heard Fisherman’s Blues first and worked backward. Wherever you came in, you probably had that “I couldn’t believe it was the same band” moment Waterboys fans so often seem to recall.
In truth, what you heard really wasn’t the same band.
It’s hard to think of anyone in rock who has gone through more drummers than Mike Scott and the Waterboys. (Scott says the Fisherman’s Blues sessions alone featured 15 different drummers.) While, Scott seems to have loved and admired all the drummers he worked with, none seemed for more than a year or two (or sometimes a session or two) to help him create the sounds he heard in his head. Adventures of a Waterboy doesn’t always make complete sense of Scott’s personnel decisions (particularly when it comes to his endless stream of drummers and managers), but it comes close. If Scott’s choices seem inexplicable to the reader, the writer himself also seems to be scratching his head at his younger self.
Adventures of a Waterboy honestly chronicles how many wrong turns a popular artist can make for the right reasons. The ’80s incarnations of the Waterboys fascinate us not just because of the music the band members made and the adventures they had making it, but because they looked like rock’s Next Big Thing for so long. (As a result, they enjoyed the freedom of taking their time making records.) The Waterboys logged some of the legendary shows of the decade, and recorded two of its indelible albums (This is the Sea and Fisherman’s Blues), yet Scott’s resistance to stardom grew almost as famous as the band itself. He refused to make videos, and he allegedly blew off a chance to lip-sync “The Whole of the Moon” on Top of the Pops, the UK equivalent to American Bandstand, to go jam in a London studio with Dylan instead. (In his book, Scott insists that the Top of the Pops story is myth … even though he describes the Dylan session in much comedic detail.)
Scott once wrote a song called “Lucky Day, Bad Advice” that laid out all the bad career counseling he received in the ’80s about how he could take the Britpop world by storm. It’s hard not to applaud Scott’s determination to prevent the Waterboys from becoming a U2 clone, or (worse) another New Romantic synth pop/wedge haircut band—and to distance himself from anyone who’d try to shoehorn him into one music industry convention or another. But he seems to have received very little in the way of good advice at the Waterboys’ tempestuous commercial peak, with one notable exception: a friend famously told him to “get on the bus” and get out of the London rock scene closing in on him in late 1985. This advice precipitated Scott’s decision to move to Ireland, where his own (and his book’s) most exciting adventures take place.
With the move to Ireland on New Year’s 1986, Scott joined forces with Irish rock fiddler Steve Wickham (then best-known for the ringing, martial electric fiddle on U2’s “Sunday Bloody Sunday”) and began the Waterboys’ deep dive into roots music. It started in Dublin with old country and gospel and blues records that Scott, Wickham and sax/mandolin-playing bandmate Anto Thistlethwaite absorbed and transmuted into wild and spontaneous sounds captured at the band’s landmark Glastonbury ’86 show, and on hundreds of hours of tape at Dublin’s Windmill Lane studios that year. Nearly three years would pass before Scott figured out how to distill those sessions into side one of Fisherman’s Blues.
A year or so into the Irish adventure, the sounds Scott heard in Dublin’s traditional music session pubs, as well as the pressures of trying to fashion an album from the overwhelming surplus of recorded material, pulled the band in a different direction. Here Scott’s musical adventures and writing take flight: