The Cute Girl Network by Greg Means, M.K. Reed, & Joe Flood

Writers: Greg Means and M.K. Reed
Artist: Joe Flood
Publisher: First Second
Release Date: November 12, 2013
If you pitched The Cute Girl Network as a collaboration among a first-time comics writer (Greg Means), indie writer M.K. Reed (best known for Americus and web series About a Bull), and the artist behind the underwhelming Orcs (Joe Flood), you wouldn’t get a ton of takers. It wouldn’t even sound like the beginning of a joke where a bunch of dissimilar folks walk into a bar. But the creator’s disparate styles have fondued together into what is, at least for the lactose tolerant, the equivalent of a delicious pot of melted cheese: warm, delightful, and occasionally surprising with plenty of kissing.
Here’s the premise. New girl in town (a Portland-Brooklyn hybrid) Jane wipes out on her skateboard in front of Jack, an amiable doofus who works at a soup cart. They hit it off. They hang out a bit. They seem to really like each other. Then they run into a mutual acquaintance who warns Jane off and tells her of the existence of the titular network in question, a group of young women formed to share information “about all the spazzes, dorks, tools, freaks, perverts, losers and dumbass boys in the city and to prevent yet another awesome girl from falling for yet another lame guy.” A quest results, wherein Jane talks to a number of Jack’s previous sweeties in an effort to do her research. Mild suspense ensues. Will she stick to her guns or end up swayed by his past (and legion) idiocies?