Maya Rudolph Puts a Mother’s Day SNL on Her Back

And Your Host…
The third of three all-time all-star Saturday Night Live female alums to host in Season 49, Maya Rudolph once more reminded us just how completely a funny woman can own this show. Especially someone like Rudolph, whose multifarious talents and utter fearlessness marked her out as someone who always made an episode better. Fearlessness on Saturday Night Live can backfire, of course—when the writing falters, a performer can be left to sweat and bellow in excruciating isolation out there. Or fart out there, speaking of “backfire.” In this, her third hosting gig since leaving the show in 2007, Maya referenced to her unfortunate pooping scene in Bridesmaids during the monologue, her Beyoncé’s return to Hot Ones saw the singer talk about her swamp butt, and, in a late-show sketch, she loudly passed unseemly gas all the way though her turn as a diva actress doing a coffee commercial.
That’s a lot of butt stuff. But this is Maya, and all the scatology came across less like desperation and more like a writers room acknowledging that they had a go-for-broke guaranteed star to work with this week. And so they let it fly, so to speak. Rudolph is a comic force whose chameleonic presence routinely and almost unerringly smashes big laughs into the cheap seats. She can go subtle and do nuanced character work (I still marvel at her unassuming star turn in 2009’s Away We Go), but Maya is never more Maya than when she’s facing down a cheap gag with unblinking glee. (Or wining Emmys as a vulgarly sexy Hormone Monstress.) Which is not to say that this show was all farts—or all hilarity. With someone like Rudolph in the house, this season’s so-so writing standard stands out even more glaringly. But, hell, it’s Maya, and her opening monologue song, in which the current cast extols her place as Saturday Night Live‘s glam-goddess “mother,” finds just the right celebratory tone for Rudolph’s return.
She’s a mother (four times over, famously, with some film director), but, as Bowen Yang beams before Rudolph strips off her flowing monologue dress to reveal a shimmering, hip-hugging bodysuit as the bit segues into a flashy, backstage-striding musical number, she’s also “MOTHER.” As in the show’s jester-queen-goddess, whose birthright remains to own Studio 8H by sheer force of awesomeness. At monologue’s end, surrounded by fawning young cast members who no doubt grew up imitating her every move, Maya is resplendent in all her matronly sex-goddess majesty. The glittering “Mother” banner unfurling behind her on this Mother’s Day show underscores her unique power to reign. All hail.
The Best and the Rest
The Best: SNL has taken to getting sappy for Mother’s Day, a fact Rudolph herself addressed in the SNL oral history when she talked about how difficult it was to watch all her fellow cast members have sweetly awkward moments in the yearly mom parade cold open. (Maya’s mom, singer Minnie Ripperton died long before Rudolph got SNL.) And, no, I’m not putting this year’s huggy, irresistible cast mom-a-thon in the top spot. I’m a softie, but I’m not that soft, even if the second year now without my own mom predictably socked me right in the solar plexus as everybody did a little comic turn with their mothers to kick off the show. Dismukes’ mom brought a nude baby picture, Molly Kearney and their mom sported matching bald caps, Marcello’s youthful mother hit him with a short joke and explained how Che’s been sending her flowers, Devon’s mom did a callback to his very first sketch by mistaking him for Corn Kid, and Ego’s mother went adorably off the cue cards as she tried to make fun of Lorne, something I could totally see my mom screwing up on live TV. I can’t begrudge SNL for indulging this sort of cuteness and sentimentality (even if it’s delicately punctured with in-jokes and silliness). Maybe it’s odd to invite Maya on for this particular show considering how publicly she’s confessed to feeling left out of the Mom Day festivities, but the show looked to make up for that by throwing Rudolph the lavishly worshipful welcome home party that was her episode.
No, I’ll be even more of a softie by tagging the pre-tape about Rudolph’s exhausted but dutiful mom’s long history of rescuing her daughter from a succession of sleepovers as my sentimental favorite. The conceit of a “you should really call your mom” filmed piece is now an SNL staple, and this is a particularly good one, as the setup gives Maya a wonderful opportunity to get weird with it while never abandoning the central theme that your mother will do her best, even when she’s yanked out of bed because you’re just not feeling it at your friend’s house. Rumpled and resourceful, Maya’s mom rings each doorbell to deliver multiple iterations of the excuses her daughter demands she come up with, ranging from her husband suddenly turning gay to dead grandmothers. (“She loved the night,” a bleary Maya explains to the host parents in their jammies, barely caring whether they buy her improv or not.) Escalation is well-calibrated, with Maya feigning the inability to speak English on one visit, and finally just hurling a double-handful of bugs for distraction. (“Cicadas!,” she sleepily announces, sending dad Mikey Day reeling.) Kenan matches her as the game but terrible-at-this father, who simply admits that the girl doesn’t like the way the host family’s house smells, or that she’s got her period. Luckily, Maya’s mom is there to pick up the pieces, finally helping her embarrassed daughter save face with the lovingly weary, “Because I’m your mother and I’m a bitch” as the ultimate excuse. It’s warm and sweet with just enough lived-in silliness (and enough Maya) to fulfill its purpose with grace. Now go call your mom.
The Worst: I’ve said it before this season, but the overall lack of true disasters is a mixed blessing. The above-average competence makes for a digestible SNL in the wee hours, but robs us of the messy spectacle that is a true crash-and-burn catastrophe. Picking from a typically workmanlike roster of sketches tonight is to try and work up animosity I simply don’t feel, so I’ll gloss over the worst-of conceit in deference to the fact that I was never unhappy seeing Maya Rudolph on my TV screen.
The Rest: It hasn’t traditionally worked when the Please Don’t Destroy trio has ventured out of their “three loser SNL writers” backstage comic safe zone, but their restaurant short managed to use the triple date concept ably to continue John, Ben, and Martin’s streak of embarrassing themselves inventively. Here, an innocent Instagram phone swap by the girlfriends goes horribly awry, as it turns out all three guys are obsessed with one Uneesa Confidence, a matronly internet figure whose maternally sexual massaging of lonely guys’ egos has developed a serious following amongst PDD-esque insecure losers. With Maya swinging some majestically pendulous pixilated breasts as enticement for her followers to send her cash (sometimes for her “stinky bathwater”), the self-deprecating PDD cruelty is tempered somewhat by waiter Marcello Hernandez pointing out that his restaurant is filled with mid-30’s single male diners, all glued to their phones in infantilized arousal as Uneesa liltingly assures them that they are loved—even if only from afar by a 50-ish mother figure who calls them “my chosen soldier.” That Ben has fatally swallowed his phone rather than let his date see just how deeply he’s into his surrogate sexy mom figure is a fine, gross little capper (Marcello helps him dial 911 through the glowing veil of his throat-skin), nailing home the singularly twisted neediness at the heart of lonely manboys everywhere.
I suppose we should get to the farting, since I teased it up front and all. Maya is vaunted actress and “three-time Oscar presenter” Dawn Faraway, whose ill-fated turn pitching decaf coffee turns into one giant wet fart gag. Now this is neither the time nor place to debate the pros and cons of flatulence as comedy gold. SNL loves it a good fart joke, and also a terrible fart joke. They like fart jokes, is what I’m saying, which is neither a good or bad thing in itself. There have been times when a host has seemed so aghast at the premise that I’ve wanted to wish them away into the void. (January Jones, you poor, poor, unfunny unfortunate.) But when everybody’s on board, when everybody involved seems on the same page when it comes to how hilarious farts can be, then an extended, fart-based sketch can dig deep into our collective, childish glee. Maya’s diva of an actress admits that she’s never had coffee before, her initial agreeableness at shooting the commercial curdling once her many cups of the stuff start playing havoc with her insides. Cue the farts. So, so many farts, all of different pitches, durations, and degrees of alarming resonance, as the steely Faraway takes out her stone-faced denial on everyone around her. Maya can play imperious and humiliated like nobody’s business, and there’s a special joy in hearing her actress earn her $8 million fee while sternly firing one person after another and referring to Heidi Gardner’s exec (named Tanya) as the deliriously dismissive “Tondelayo.” As she mentioned in her monologue in passing (so to speak), Rudolph brought the house down when she shat herself in a wedding dress in the middle of a busy street in Bridesmaids, and that same sort of earthy enforced dignity buoys this dumb little sketch in the SNL gross-out tradition. Only, it’s got Maya, so it’s marginally better than it has any right to be.
There were a couple of sketches tonight paying dubious tribute to a pair of perennially underpaid and overburdened professions. I liked the teachers one a bit better, as everybody paraded in front of a schoolhouse green screen as beleaguered end-of-school teachers admitting defeat to their increasingly disrespectful and cleverly cruel charges. As far as sketches seemingly designed to provide most everyone with much-needed airtime go, I’ll take this lived-in observational stuff over a parade of quick-hit middling celebrity impressions any day. Maya rode herd over her exhausted colleagues, pronouncing that “Covid broke something we can’t fix” and throwing to a succession of teachers, each with their own minutely observed classroom horror stories. The sketch feels like a submission from a group of real educators fed up with Abbott Elementary‘s feel good episode wrap-ups, with Kenan sporting a neck brace after a beating by two fighting “non-binary 12-year olds” who united against him, Sarah Sherman bringing out an adorable little girl to explain just why she set up a GoFundMe called “Help our broke, single teacher buy some lemonade,” and Michael Longfellow resignedly noting how he’s now known strictly as “Coraline” because he wore a slicker that one time. Ego Nwodim steals things as the Sheryl Lee Ralph-esque seen-it-all veteran who not only admits her ever-present thermos is full of booze, but that she uses the deliciously over- and under-enunciated non-word “TSIDDAHN” over 600 times a day. Best is James Austin Johnson as the southern accented teacher bewilderedly relating how he came across a group of students cooking a rotisserie chicken over a urinal. School’s almost out, people. Hang in there.
Nurses get a shoutout, too, in a similarly affectionate sketch celebrating the unsung heroes of the health care scene. (Here’s where I shout out my late mom, Kathy Perkins, who toiled as an E.R. nurse for decades, nightly saw impossibly awful things without letting her kids ever know, and confirmed that most doctors—including one super-famous one she delighted in mocking after a few white Russians—are the pits.) Anyway, Ego and Maya got most of the laughs as a pair of foreign-born nurses (“The Jamaican part of Ireland,” Maya explains her accent) dealing with even more crap (literal and figurative) than their white colleagues. While the other nurses’ workplace stories are filled with hopeful tales of beating cancer, these two stalwarts have to contend with Mikey Day’s wheelchair-bound old coot and his dueling strains of lechery and racism. “I’m gonna need you to have dementia, Curtis,” Ego responds to the handsy old guy’s assertion that his many faults can’t be attributed to Alzheimer’s, while Maya marvels that it’s “somehow worse” giving Day a sponge bath than cleaning up his frequent bathroom accidents. (Again with the poop jokes for Maya.) Again, it’s affectionate, well-performed, and authentic without being super-hilarious. Still, mom would have laughed her ass off.
A whole lot of costume department effort went into a silly little doodle of a sketch where everybody was kitted out as cave-people in a National Geographic special whose premise is that British protohumans had the same variety of exaggerated accents to their pre-lingual gibberish. It’s hard not to chuckle at Maya Rudolph and Bowen Yang in animal skins making like Jason Statham with a serious head injury, even if the sketch can’t really go anywhere interesting from there. Kenan, as the tough cave-guy who both invented fire and discovered that fire is very, very hot, does so some exceptional face acting while attempting not to betray just how badly he’s burned himself. Sometimes a sketch in the year 2024 brings back echoes of Your Show of Shows, is what I’m saying. It’s not necessarily a bad thing.