10 Years Ago Tonight Jon Dore and Rory Scovel Teamed Up for an Unforgettable Conan Stand-up Set

It feels a little weird to immediately write about Conan again less than a week after it ended, but hell, something special happened on that show 10 years ago tonight, and I want to take a moment to genuflect upon it.
On June 29, 2011, Jon Dore and Rory Scovel each did a stand-up set on Conan—at the exact same time. And not together; they each did a completely separate, totally unrelated stand-up set, at the same time. Conan O’Brien introduced the segment with a sincere-seeming explanation about how they accidentally double-booked that episode’s stand-up slot, and how both Dore and Scovel “graciously” agreed to share their time with each other. If you’re watching it for the first time, it’s not clear that the whole thing is a bit until they both start up their routines. They don’t alternate, they don’t play off each other, they don’t even acknowledge each other once—they simply reel off their bit at the exact same time, talking over each other in a cacophony of intentionally hacky stand-up. About halfway through Dore grabs a guitar and Scovel brings out an audience member for some purposefully terrible improv. All along the viewer picks up stray lines from both comic, who obviously planned out the moments when certain lines would be delivered while the other was silent; the result is like the chatter in a cafeteria, the various conversations merging together, with the occasional stray sentence popping out amid the din. Dore and Scovel make sure those sentences that are delivered alone are deeply absurd divorced of context, and so you’ll probably find yourself watching it again, trying to focus on one specific set so you can figure out why, for example, Scovel grew up in South Carolina fighting Chinese kids.