It’s election week, so both the political joke and weirdly violent “vote or you’re dead to me” Tweets are present in full force, with a sizable helping of that leftover Halloween costume pride. I’d encourage you to go vote tomorrow, and if that’s your thing then you definitely should, but lately I’ve become obsessed with demons and how I’m convinced they walk among us. I know it sounds scary and weird, but trust me, it’s fine— I’m fine. Anyway, here are my faves from the past seven days. (Special shout out to JP McDade, whose Sebastian Maniscalco impersonation, linked below, is one of my new favorite internet videos of all time.)
As promised, my set from #schtickortreat 2018 as Sebastian Maniscalco. https://t.co/oFR6e0cUKw
— J.P. McDade (@jp_mcdade) October 30, 2018
You know your neighborhood’s gentrified when there’s more adults walking around in Halloween costumes than kids.
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) October 31, 2018
— mr. joshua (@pants) October 30, 2018
this guy in Death Note figures out that he has a notebook with the power to kill people and he immediately writes in 500 names without questioning where it came from or why he has it big same buddy
— Abhinaya (@abbygov) October 30, 2018
miner in 1849: i can’t tell if this is gold or pyrite
other miner: weird flecks, but ok— LATINA BAMBINA (@jessisupreme) October 31, 2018