After being unjustly suspended from Twitter last week for innocently telling people it was legal to vote a day later, I’ve decided to fully become a libertarian free speech guy and a second-phase investor in totally-chill, super fair-and-balanced first amendment platform Gab. Next week’s article will be titled “The Funniest Gabs of the Week” featuring gold like “Why can’t we say it #OurWordFirst” and “MLK JR DAY IS A #FALSEFLAG!!” Their humor is a little different over there, but I think we’ll all adjust in due time.
For now, however, here are the funniest CENSORED posts from the last week on the GLOBALIST site you call Twitter:
There’s a new movie coming out called Widows and it sounds like the saddest possible sequel to Girls
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) November 9, 2018
When I was in middle school there was a skating rink in Arlington that would turn into a nightclub for 12-17 year olds called “Club Skatium”. That shit was wild. It was just kids dancin, smoking weed outside, and fuckin in the bathrooms. It was like that island in Pinocchio
— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) November 10, 2018
This dude on my FB just got outta prison and his Facebook feed is just him constantly being blown away pic.twitter.com/usOevEanCM
— French Canadian Montana (@PeezyTX) November 9, 2018
Girl who posts dead birds on her instagram pic.twitter.com/C18O7l6wIz
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) November 11, 2018
Every shirt in this Goodwill represents someone who died of opioid abuse. pic.twitter.com/0irr9dUEC5