Okay so a couple funny things happened last week. First, some mysterious organization announced a fundraising drive to remake The Last Jedi. Is it real or a terrible prank? Impossible to say. (It’s probably a prank. But what if it’s not!) Second, Koko the talking gorilla died. I’m sorry but it’s funny a bunch of scientists tricked the world into thinking a gorilla knew language, and also that that gorilla allegedly blamed its cat for breaking a sink. It is! Third, ABC announced it’s bringing back Roseanne without Roseanne, which, good luck everyone. Fourth, the entire pundit class is up in arms about Sarah Huckabee Sanders getting kicked out of a restaurant. Incredible! Bad though. Fifth, Trump dunked on Jimmy Fallon last night. Okay, that’s about it. Here are the tweets:
laughing at the fact that even they don’t wanna just date each other https://t.co/Pcj4SCC379
Celebrity who has a show on Fox: I love doing my show on the Fox Network and being a part of the family. However I just want to say that I don’t like Fox News. Anyway that’s it
RIP koko the gorilla. She lived on a beanbag chair and died knowing that robin williams is dead, which her handlers went out of their way to tell her despite the fact that she only met him once
dont be sad for koko the ape, be proud. a creature so like us. koko had reached the end of pleasures which could be derived from earthly pursuits. so he solved lemarchand’s puzzle box and was torn to pieces by cenobites
Late at night, I experiment with different hypothetical group text combinations — I never use them, but it’s fun to think about what different groups of friends would say to each other
Unbelievable. Here is the audition tape that Good Morning America @GMA rejected for when i was going to interview the cast of “Tag” @tagthemoviepic.twitter.com/1WoRayDp2d
