Exclusive: Woo Your High School Sweetheart with Wirt’s Over the Garden Wall Poetry Cassette

Is the dove never to meet the sea/for want of the odious mountain?
Teenagers have few resources to embrace their inner casanova. Rusted ’99 Corollas and minimum wage jobs have historically done an awful job to help passionate high schoolers lose their bachelorhood. Cartoon Network and Mondo would like to help. How? Poetry and Clarinet.
Inspired by Patrick McHale’s delicious folk/fairy-tale miniseries Over the Garden Wall, the “For Sara” Cassette touts over 20 minutes of spoken-word stanzas from Elijah Wood and unreleased woodwind ecstasy from original composers Josh Kaufman and Justin Rubenstein, aka The Petrojvic Blasting Company. Fans of the show know this McGuffin helped Wood’s character, Wirt, snare the attention of adorable school mascot Sara from the interloping Jason Funderberker, who totally has his act together. The limited edition cassette will be available next month on Mondotees.com. Tape players are available at your local thrift store or parent’s basement.