10 Spooky Beer and Movie Pairings
October is a great month for both craft beer and horror films, and unsurprisingly the two go great together. But how best to pair them? Many beers display monsters, zombies, ghosts and ghouls right on the labels. Some, like Great Lakes Brewing Co.’s Nosferatu, Two Road’s Brewing Co.’s Roadsmary’s Baby and Full Pint Brewing’s Night of the Living Stout even allude to iconic horror films. While these are great beers, their names alone do not instantly qualify them as the best possible pairings. Let’s stroll past this low-hanging fruit in favor of finding beers that better match horror flicks both new and old.
No-Li Brewhouse Rise and Grind with A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
What do you drink when you need to stay awake, lest you be eviscerated by the bladed glove of A Nightmare on Elm Street‘s Freddy Krueger? Why coffee, of course. And coffee beer is the next best thing. Let’s just overlook the fact that the caffeine in these beers pales in comparison to the sleep-inducing alcohol, and grab something like No-Li Brewhouse’s Rise and Grind, a coffee-laden stout that the brewery describes as “a wake-up call, a brewer’s breakfast.”
Founders Brewing Co. Dark Penance with The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
The very title of The Cabin in the Woods makes it seem as if this is just another cheap slasher flick, reliant on the same tropes that run rampant through the genre. And make no mistake, they’re here: the usual suspects of a virgin, a whore, a nerd, a jock and a stoner head to a cabin, where even more clichés await. But instead of relying on these genre conventions, they subvert them—in much the same way a little dark malt might flip a traditional IPA on its head. It might seem dark, but at its heart the beer is a playful attempt at bending style guidelines. Try Founders Brewing Co.’s new Dark Penance, but check your expectations at the door.
Great Lakes Brewing Co. Christmas Ale with The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
The beauty of The Nightmare Before Christmas is that it celebrates Halloween as well as Christmas, and thus you can go one of two ways with your beer pairings. You could grab a pumpkin ale—assuming any are left over from this summer’s bounty—or you can snag one of the early Christmas beers hitting shelves. Great Lakes Brewing Co.’s Christmas Ale would be a fine choice, and it should hit shelves in the days before Halloween. Just make sure to put a few away for Christmas.
Evil Twin Brewing Even More Jesus with Drag Me to Hell (2009)
In Drag Me to Hell, loan officer Christine Brown falls victim to a curse when she denies Sylvia Ganush an extension on her home loan. As punishment, Mrs. Ganush curses Stephanie with a spirit “summoned by the gypsies for their dour deeds.” And while Ganush is clearly distraught to leave her home, Evil Twin Brewing’s Jeppe Jarnit-Bjergsø is content to travel from brewhouse to brewhouse, never staying in one place for very long. Though he hails from Denmark, this “gypsy brewer” currently brews at around 10 different breweries. Will his Even More Jesus save you from the fiery pits of hell? Probably not, but it’s a damned good stout.
Clown Shoes Undead Party Crasher with Stephen King’s IT (1990)
Okay, I fell victim to the label here. In Stephen King’s IT, a shape-shifting creature preys upon the residents of Derry, Maine (and especially a group of children that call themselves “The Losers Club”). It usually appears as Pennywise the clown, however it also assumes the form of a werewolf and mummy, both of which grace the label of Clown Shoes’ Undead Party Crasher. Were one of the kids from “The Losers Clubs” to have become a brewer, I can imagine them peering into a dark mash tun to see Pennywise’s blood-red hair rising from beneath the clumpy grains, eyes shining and lips pulled back in a sneer as he says, “We all float down here.”