Fist of the Condor: 2023’s Old-School Martial Arts Gem

A silent, hairless man made of muscle. A mysterious text, filled with ancient ancestral ass-kicking knowledge. An animal-based fighting style. A possible identical twin. A revenge-tinged showdown. These are the throwback components making up the neo-classical Chilean martial arts movie Fist of the Condor. Marko Zaror, who’s come stateside before as a villain squaring off against Keanu Reeves and Scott Adkins, reunites with filmmaker Ernesto Díaz Espinoza for a transcendently simple standalone feature. If you’re not familiar with Zaror (I was not), Fist of the Condor is the perfect introduction to the secret weapon best known by direct-to-video action enthusiasts and Robert Rodriguez completionists. He’s jacked, he’s stoic, he can pull off all sorts of silly stuff with a straight face and, most importantly, he’s a great fighter. If you’re looking for 85 minutes of old-school action and the best pure martial arts movie of the year, look no further.
Filled with contemplative voiceover, Fist of the Condor begins by explaining that, in a colonial conflict centuries ago, a sacred Incan manual to whipping ass was hidden from invaders.
The opening credits reveals pages from this book, including images of:
- A guy doing push-ups on a cactus.
- A guy kicking another guy in half.
- A guy punching a leg in half.
- Death, munching on a human heart.
- A man, flying in from directly above, punching a man’s head off.
This naturally sets expectations high, possibly for a film with the same charming disdain for reality as Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. But Fist of the Condor, though not without its moments of wry humor and gory excess, is a much quieter experience. Think ‘70s kung fu, with its casual lore, minimal characters and mythic tone. Fist of the Condor isn’t non-stop brawls, but something that could inspire the next Wu-Tang Clan. It’s no coincidence that Zaror is an inductee to RZA’s martial arts museum.
Zaror plays both Guerrero and his twin Gemelo. One is bald, and dresses like a monk. One had a flowing mane and goth style straight out of The Crow. Chromedome is the strong, silent, honorable hero. His evil twin is just that. There are rumors, perpetuated even by the evil twin’s henchman Kalari (an incredible, sneering, whirlwind performance by Eyal Meyer), that the brothers are one and the same.
Much of the movie’s thematic thrust, about dark reflections and the destruction of the ego, bolsters this reading; even if the brothers are two separate entities, they compose one full person. One has a wife and daughter, one is a loner with only a disciple to his name. One was accepted as a student by the keeper of the Condor technique (Gina Aguad, the first Chilean woman to ever earn a karate black belt and, as it happens, Zaror’s mother). The other, forced to watch from a distance, acquired the same skills alongside a heart-darkening resentment.
It’s an endearing gimmick, especially when really thought through: Do people in this area think that there’s a nutjob running around, swapping on and off a hair-metal wig, fighting his inner demons by playing dress-up? But don’t worry, the psychology is intentionally broad. Fist of the Condor isn’t trying to compete with Ingmar Bergman. Instead, the self-serious narration and over-the-top plotting are there to enhance the nostalgic, found-this-at-the-video-store tone, just like the contemplative music, the crashing waves of the coastal setting, and the whip zooms zeroing in on its combatants. This is a movie aiming for the past, and it throws back with pinpoint precision.