Ranking a Decade of Liam Neeson Action Movies

Usually, movie stars choose to tackle action projects during their younger years, only to gradually settle into less physically demanding genres as they age and their joints don’t allow for the swift punches and kicks of yesteryear. Liam Neeson, the epitome of Irish charisma and tact, followed the opposite route for his career, starting as the household name for prestige dramas, only to turn into one of the most formidable action stars of recent memory at an age when most actors of his caliber are relegated to supporting roles where they’re tasked with delivering pages of on-the-nose exposition while sitting comfortably behind a desk. An actor in his 60s, like Neeson, is expected to play the part of the gruff head agent barking orders for his men to catch Jason Bourne, not Bourne himself.
But this is Neeson we’re talking about. He’ll proudly read his weekly email from AARP, while effortlessly kicking your lily millennial ass. The genesis of the Liam Neeson’s second action-filled act is the 2008 sleeper hit Taken, where Neeson’s ex special forces agent brutally disposed of a bunch of Eastern European thugs who didn’t know who they were fucking with when they kidnapped his—admittedly annoying as hell—daughter. Since then, Neeson has been consistently pumping out Taken clones that usually see a retired cop/agent being forced into a dangerous mystery that he alone has to solve. With the recent release (and success) of The Commuter in mind, we’ve ranked Neeson’s last decade of action flicks.
7. Taken 3 (2014)
By the time we got to the third Taken, the first of which, like The Hangover or Home Alone, was one of those films with such a specific premise that made the idea of a retread entirely pointless to begin with, Neeson seemed visibly bored and uninterested in further pursuing this franchise that shouldn’t really have been turned into a franchise to begin with. After going the Die Hard 2 and The Hangover Part II route with the second Taken, practically offering a remake of the first film, only in a slightly different setting, the third entry in this totally pre-planned “trilogy” tried to pull a Hangover Part III and presented a woefully generic crime/chase/action project while hoping that tacking on some familiar characters would save the day. In both cases, this gamble resulted in a sequel that somehow managed to feel even less original and intriguing than the second film that didn’t even bother straying from the established formula. Add to this lack of creativity director Olivier Megaton’s fetish for wanton shaky cam and ADD cutting reaching an almost vomit-inducing zenith, and you have a real mess on your hands.
6. Taken 2 (2012)
It’s Taken, but in Istanbul, and that’s about it. As much as I appreciate seeing such flattering visuals of my hometown in a major Hollywood feature (I feel as if the city’s tourism bureau pumped some cash into the production, hence the glamorous city shots that are right out of a Visit Istanbul commercial), Taken 2 is merely content with rethreading the entire structure of the first film without any of the original’s charm and forward momentum. This time it’s ex-special agent Bryan Mills’ wife (Famke Janssen) who gets taken, not his daughter (Maggie Grace), and that’s as much of an original touch as we will get. Of course, since the daughter’s not kidnapped this time around, we get to spend an unholy amount of screen time with her. That’s a big knock against the sequel, along with director Olivier Megaton’s trademark downright unintelligible shooting and editing style.