Dalíland Is a Depressingly Normal Biopic of a Surrealist

The worst choice Mary Harron makes in Dalíland is relying on convention to make an end-stage portrait of an unconventional figure. Salvador Dalí was, and this is putting it mildly, a weirdo. He took his life seriously in that he took the world seriously; he put seemingly all the world into his work by using just about every artistic medium available–painting, photography, sculpture, cinema–while stuffing his output with just about every artistic theme available to him–sex, machinations of the subconscious, spirituality and religion, science, dreams. On the other hand, he walked around wearing a cape and a handlebar mustache, the stuff of 19th century parody.
Dalí was–is–a figure larger than life, whose reputation has outlived him and made him effectively immortal, and whose image is so striking that it could, and should, occupy real estate in a standalone film. Dalíland is not that film. Dalíland is hardly even Dalí’s film. The guide on Harron’s meandering tour through the great Spanish surrealist’s days is James (Christopher Briney), an art world aspirant and Dalí superfan, met in 1985 at the start of the film watching a news bulletin about the fire that left Dalí (Ben Kingsley) hospitalized in 1984. (The gap between the incident and the televised report goes uncommented on.) James has dreams and ambitions, but Dalíland starts out after they’ve been long-dashed, so Harron hits the rewind button back to the 1970s, both to indulge in the period’s excesses and to revisit the moment James and Dalí meet.
It’s bullshit, of course. James isn’t a real person. In fact, straight-laced and fresh-faced as he is in the shadow of Dalí’s eccentric showmanship, James reads as immediately and recognizably fake. Dalíland isn’t the first biopic to make up a whole human being; the good ones do, like Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom, and especially the bad ones do, like Bombshell or The Greatest Showman. But in Dalíland, the fabrication is not only unnecessary, but unwelcome, because Dalí is the kind of subject who doesn’t require the aid of a constructed audience stand-in. In fact, the very invention dilutes the effect of his inscrutable, exhausting genius. You might rather have a guide to introduce you to Dalí, but you will find, by Dalíland’s conclusion, that you’d have been better off learning how to swim in the deep end.
Dalíland is plotless for the most part, following James through Dalí’s New York City ecosystem at first as he prepares for his next exhibition by not preparing at all; Dalí parties and carouses instead, while James makes acquaintances with his inner circle, like his manager, John Peter “Captain” Moore (Rupert Graves), his muses, like Amanda Lear (Andreja Pejic) and “Ginesta” (Suki Waterhouse), if indeed that is her real name, and Gala (Barbara Sukowa), Dalí’s wife, played and written as a severe, forbidding grand dame distrustful of interlopers like James. It’s quite a stew of glitzy, quirky characters writer John C. Walsh has got going here, though we’re not afforded much opportunity to get to know them or understand their motivations. They’re all treated like remoras, latching onto Dalí for their sustenance and survival, rather than like people.